My TV is poorly. The geometry is not right, but I can't find a testcard. I've tried eBay for a DVD Rung Sky (what a joke). Geometry. Wish I'd tried harder at school, wouldn't be working in blinking Livingstone... Rung BBC. Engineers permanently busy. Staff not too busy to check my licence details all OK though. ITV. No money, can't help you. ALL I WANT IS A TESTCARD. Download. Burn via nero. Play on DVD. Weep?