1. Join Now

    AVForums.com uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

If you thought Deep Blue Sea was bad

Discussion in 'TV Show Forum' started by Rambo John J, Apr 4, 2003.

  1. Rambo John J

    Rambo John J
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2000
    Messages:
    3,677
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    136
    Location:
    Hanoi Hilton
    Ratings:
    +910
    [​IMG]

    Shark Attack 3 is a film soooooo bad it actually comes out the other side and reappears as a work of genius.
    Filmed in Bulgaria (standing in for Mexico of all places:laugh: ), with a cast of badly dubbed Bulgarian nobodies headed up by a pair of wooden American nobodies, packed with gory shark attacks and stock footage of great white sharks (standing in for the 60 foot prehistoric megaladon shark that's been extinct for 30 million years but just happens to have swum into the area), topped off with terrible CGI effects, some awful blue screen shots, all crowning a script so unbelievably bad that they actually get away with lines like...

    "I'm exhausted, but I feel wired. How about I take you home and eat your [common name for a domestic cat or female front bottom]"

    ...at the end of a hard days shark tracking which has seen the hero's best friend and the babe shark experts colleagues eaten by a 60 foot prehistoric monster. Cue gratuitous sex scene number 4:rolleyes:

    This film is beyond equal. It's da bomb:zonked:
     
  2. James45

    James45
    Standard Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2002
    Messages:
    2,844
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    59
    Location:
    Taking Care of Business
    Ratings:
    +0
    that looks fantastic... the proportions are straight out of lake placid!!
     
  3. Rambo John J

    Rambo John J
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2000
    Messages:
    3,677
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    136
    Location:
    Hanoi Hilton
    Ratings:
    +910
    It is....but not in a "good" way;)

    I'll be watching it regularly, mainly to remind myself how good Deep Blue Sea is:D
     
  4. juboy

    juboy
    Guest

    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
  5. James45

    James45
    Standard Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2002
    Messages:
    2,844
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    59
    Location:
    Taking Care of Business
    Ratings:
    +0
    wow where do you two dig up these corkers?! can't believe the fella who played ethan raine in Buffy all of four times has his own fan site
     
  6. Geezer

    Geezer
    Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2002
    Messages:
    2,813
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    68
    Ratings:
    +25
    Are they available on R1 and does either have DTS?
     
  7. juboy

    juboy
    Guest

    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
    It's hilarious isn't it? He seems to have made an art form out of the bit part :)
     
  8. James45

    James45
    Standard Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2002
    Messages:
    2,844
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    59
    Location:
    Taking Care of Business
    Ratings:
    +0
    mind you i suppose with hoards of hardcore cult fans out there ready to part with their cash at the drop of a hat for the most tenuously related of items... why not.

    just think one small recurring role in a popular sci-fi show could set you up for life.:zonked:
     
  9. juboy

    juboy
    Guest

    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
    I know, I've been trying to get one for years :laugh: :rotfl: :laugh:
     
  10. Garrett

    Garrett
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2001
    Messages:
    32,309
    Products Owned:
    2
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    167
    Location:
    The best thief you’ll never see.
    Ratings:
    +4,212
    Shark Attack is on Five tonight at 21.00
     
  11. James45

    James45
    Standard Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2002
    Messages:
    2,844
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    59
    Location:
    Taking Care of Business
    Ratings:
    +0
    great stuff... if i don't see one and two before part three I might not understand it.
     
  12. Rambo John J

    Rambo John J
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2000
    Messages:
    3,677
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    136
    Location:
    Hanoi Hilton
    Ratings:
    +910
    :rotfl:
    each film is self contained and bears no relation to the film that came before it. I feel this is due to the fact that nobody believed after how bad each film was that anyone would give them more money to make an even worse movie. Fortunately they thunk wrong:D

    The law of diminishing returns runs deeply through this "series". Now they can't even afford Casper Van Dien and Ernie Hudson.:rolleyes:
     
  13. James45

    James45
    Standard Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2002
    Messages:
    2,844
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    59
    Location:
    Taking Care of Business
    Ratings:
    +0
    i suspected as much... was my humour lost?!:D
     
  14. Rambo John J

    Rambo John J
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2000
    Messages:
    3,677
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    136
    Location:
    Hanoi Hilton
    Ratings:
    +910
    ah, erm...:blush:

    I blame the beer lunchtime:zonked:
     
  15. juboy

    juboy
    Guest

    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
    That's what the respective film directors said to the studios :laugh: :rotfl: :laugh:
     
  16. RL123

    RL123
    Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2002
    Messages:
    1,037
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Ratings:
    +4
    Wow, the wonder of this forum comes through again, unearthing these hidden gems ;) I thank you all.

    I'll be sure to watch it on Five tonight...it sounds truly laughable :clap:
     
  17. Garrett

    Garrett
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2001
    Messages:
    32,309
    Products Owned:
    2
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    167
    Location:
    The best thief you’ll never see.
    Ratings:
    +4,212
    The money went on FX and scripts.:rolleyes:
     
  18. Garrett

    Garrett
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2001
    Messages:
    32,309
    Products Owned:
    2
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    167
    Location:
    The best thief you’ll never see.
    Ratings:
    +4,212
    Did any one watch Shark Attack last night. I whish I had not been going out this morning or I could have had a drink and maybe enjoyed it more.
    In the scene where Casper Van jumps from one boat to the next and has a fight then SPOILER jumps out before the other crashes, I thought there was a bloke steering it so why did it crash. :confused:
     
  19. Bonesy

    Bonesy
    Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2002
    Messages:
    1,149
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    51
    Location:
    Wiltshire
    Ratings:
    +28
    Is now a good time to admit to loving Deep Blue Sea ??
     
  20. James45

    James45
    Standard Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2002
    Messages:
    2,844
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    59
    Location:
    Taking Care of Business
    Ratings:
    +0
    i sat there for about ten minutes trying to figure out! How dumb?!:confused:
     
  21. Rambo John J

    Rambo John J
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2000
    Messages:
    3,677
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    136
    Location:
    Hanoi Hilton
    Ratings:
    +910
    I note with interest that www.splashdvd.com are selling Shark Attack 3 for a mere £2.99

    Wow. Bargain.:zonked:
     

Share This Page

Loading...