A priest went round an old ladys for tea. While she was prepairing Tea he had a look round the room. HE noticed something odd. A pump organ and on top of it, was a bowl of water with a contraceptive floating on the top. He thought I could not possablily ask..... What.... Thats for While drinking tea he thought Dam it ..I will ask...Tell me .. Whats the story about the bowl of water"... "O'h how wonderful!!!" I was walking in the park I..found this sealed up package! I read the instructions, and it said "Place it on your organ and keep moist and it will protect you from disease.. And do you know what I have not caught a cold since.. I Found it..