How would you try to escape this march you were trapped in?

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  1. prawnpower

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    If you was in a North Korean style march, and you and 9999,99 other people were in this marching group, how would you try to escape?
    The march takes place with a long line of all these people marching their way down a seemingly endless spiralling underground staircase. A version of the Eurythmics Sex Crime 1984 song would be playing with the '1984' replaced with '2014'. If anybody tries to break away from the huge marching group, they will be locked away and forced to do hard labour.
     
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    Medication wearing off?:)
     
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    erm...what? o_O
     
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    I must be missing something here but what on Earth are you talking about?
     
  5. chrisgal

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    I'm sorry but is anyone else confused by this post??
     
  6. kav

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    I can see why people are confused - it's February, not March.
     
  7. prawnpower

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    Basically, for anybody who is confused by this thread, I'm asking what you would do to try and escape from a march you had been forced into, and if you get caught trying to escape, nasty things could happen, but you simply MUST try to escape somehow or another. ;)
     
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    This is what happens when people have internet.
     
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    Give me strength!!! :suicide:
     
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    Right, I get get it. Good one, had me thinking for a while.:smashin:

    Thought you had gone quite mad.
     
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    Thanks. No, I hadn't gone mad, I had got the inspiration for this thread from a different forum. ;)

    Let's hope it can continue in a positive way. :)
     
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    So , 9999'99 people are marching down a stairwell in front of me ? How big is the stairwell ? 3 deep ? 4 deep ?
     
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    8 deep actually. ;)
     
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    How is being locked away and forced to do hard labour worse than marching in a line down a never ending spiral staircase?

    If nothing else it's a change of scenery.
     
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    I've been in this situation before, I just set fire to everyone, many of whom admitted it was the creepiest thing to ever happen to them
     
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    Put your underpants on your head and stick a pencil up each nostril! :thumbsup:
     
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    Yes. All the tenses are mixed up. I hate that
     
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    Push the person in front of me over so that they knock the person in front of them over and start a domino effect down the stairs. Then make my escape in the confusion.
     
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    It's impossible. 2014 does not rhyme with 1984, no matter how you say it. Close thread
     
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    North Korean style?
    We're marching for our glorious leader?
    Why would I want to escape such a celebration?
     
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    nurse..!
     
  22. krish

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    It's a monster ... GazbeHBK4894321rotten
     
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    This is easy, I would disappear down the inevitable invisible trap door into a world where I have to battle Arnold Schwarzenegger live on TV till I can make my escape. Happened to me last Tuesday after Corrie!!!!
     
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    throw a rock in the opposite direction to which you want to escape - when everyone's looking that way - run the other way ....
     
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    I would attend the march with my cloaking device. Once the march had started I would cloak myself then leave the March...

    I would then go back to my communist shack and play my xbox one online....

    I almost feel incredibly stupid having to point out this rather blatantly obvious answer.
     
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    I've got coffee beans in my ears
     
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    On the march we could all sing I'm Going On A March (EDL Jungle Remix version about Muslamic Ray Guns)
     
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    I'd put my left indicator on, and turn right...
     
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    I'd be at the back, then let everyone disappear down the stairs.
    I'd filter myself to the back, then above.

    I'd make sure I was the general and lead from behind.
     
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    I'd get on my magic carpet and fly away .... isn't it obvious ?
    "Like, HELLO! 'n S***". (as they say in NK)
     

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