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How to say you're sorry when you're drunk!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Miyazaki, Oct 27, 2005.

  1. Miyazaki

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    Me and the father-in-law had a bit of a drinking competition tonight. Needless to say I won, and he is plastered. We went over to see my neice and his grand daughter and we ruffled a few feathers as they thought we might hurt her went we were drunk.

    I am ****** off my head currently, and am frankly amazed that I am still coherent! :eek:

    To all the women out there!!!!!

    Do flowers really say i'm sorry best of all??
     
  2. Miyazaki

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    [[​IMG]
     
  3. mcfarfs

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    :D :hiya: :rotfl:

    Nice one mate.

    Good luck with the grovelling!!!
     
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    How many have you had then?!
     
  5. Miyazaki

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    dont know why im laughting, buit mcfardfs yyoure a geunisu!!!!

    OMG!!!!Q
    )roflrt!!!!
     
  6. Miyazaki

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    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

    Too many mate im ****ed

    sleeping in the spare room tonight thats all i'll say!!!

    tears literally rolling off my cheeks as i type
     
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    gonna make this a sticky and boy will you regret it in the morning :laugh: :laugh:
     
  8. Miyazaki

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    oh ****ing hell!

    this is a bad one.
     
  9. mcfarfs

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    I'm a genious eh?!

    Well thats nice to hear!

    However.....you have 25 minutes until the pubs close....what are you doing at home?!
     
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    :rolleyes: have a nice morning tomorow :smashin:

    [​IMG] :devil: :hiya:
     
  11. Miyazaki

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    we had 2 bottles of wine a bowle bottle of gin a bottle of vodka and a bottle of whisky.

    i havent beent his drunk in eayrs!
     
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    in ears? lol :p
     
  13. mcfarfs

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    :rotfl:

    You're alright then, are you??!
     
  14. Miyazaki

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    pmg,,,,, i serious canlt even type......

    :lol:
     
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    this thread rocks, lol :rotfl:
     
  16. Miyazaki

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    best thread in ears! :D

    as chris akabusi would say AWWWOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    o tghikn im going to post in the singles is best thread in the morning what is like to be a divorcee!!!
     
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    Watch out Games Guru...Vonhosen is viewing this thread.

    He might do you for being drunk and disorderly!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    :thumbsup: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  23. Miyazaki

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    steeve greean!!!!

    qhwn is the vforumns night out???

    iv'e got to make it.....


    it;'' s be amazng!
     
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    from paul merton dictionary ":-? User smokes a pipe." where the comnination of that and about a gallon of pure ethanol!???!?
     
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    Jeez, your getting worse! :zonked:


    :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
     
  26. Miyazaki

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    o, going tgo trty and smooth over the missus
    nught sleep in the same bed tnight

    ypu never know!!!!!!!!!!

    night night!
     
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    Right, well good luck!
     
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    You know it's wrong :laugh:


    [​IMG]
     
  29. Miyazaki

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    Paul Merton's Emotional Smileys

    * :) ha ha

    * |-) hee hee

    * |-D ho ho

    * :-> hey hey

    * :-( boo hoo

    * :-I hmmm

    * :-O oops

    * :p nyahhhh!

    Kidney damage!?!?!?

    Back in the summer of '69!!!!!!!!

    oh yEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :rolleyes:
     
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    Can i have one of each please?
     

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