How much does David Cameron weigh?

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  1. johntheexpat

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    Does anyone know? My guess is about 15 stone 6 lbs. If we knew his waist measurements it might be easier to guess.
    Of course, I don't really give a toss but feel that if the Daily Mail can ask female politicians that question then DC is fair game.
     
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    I'd be more wee'd off because he is a fat reproductive act, while others in the country are starving.
     
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    Does that include the massive chip on his shoulder?

    :D
     
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    Yes Minister - A Conflict Of Interest

    Sir Humphrey: The only way to understand the Press is to remember that they pander to their readers' prejudices.

    Jim Hacker: Don't tell me about the Press. I know *exactly* who reads the papers. The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they *ought* to run the country. The Times is read by the people who actually *do* run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by people who *own* the country. The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by *another* country. The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it is.

    Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?

    Bernard Woolley: Sun readers don't care *who* runs the country - as long as she's got big tits.


    The Daily Mail is regarded as something of "a woman's paper". So as some women obsess over weight then so will some of the readership.
     
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    They wrote some good TV sitcom scripts back in the early 1980s.
     
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    Watching that was basic training for MPs.
     
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    I could imagine such a question in the Welsh Assembly.

    How big's your c*ck Dai?
     
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    Mine is quite small according to Noballslabour who can't work out why he was banned "just because he was Right Wing."
     
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    Bring him back i miss him
     
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    Like a retarded puppy?
     
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    Though with his reappearances more like Cerebus
     
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    Don't know how much DC weighs, but always considered him a lightweight myself.
     
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    Can we establish his volume first? Maybe guesstimate it by comparing his profile with objects of known size etc.
     
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    I find him pretty dense
     

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