How litigious can you be?

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  1. markpaq

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    After seeing this I thought she must be having a laugh.

    "fell asleep during the procedure" yeah right! :rolleyes:
     
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    lol how do u sleep through being tattooed, more like passed out drunk

    there was a great one on LBC this morning, a Jewish family are suing there apartment owners in london for 5 grand as they can not leave there house on the Sabbath as the corridors have lights on passive censors and they can not use electricity on the sabbath :eek:
     
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    I saw that too it looked even more ludicrous because before this the lights were always on and that was obviously ok, but now they go off too so as not to waste electricity suddunly they can't leave the flat because the lights will come on.
     
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    There's nowt so queer as folk.

    :rolleyes:
     
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    self replicating post, * BEEP * * BEEP * perpetual loop * BEEP * * BEEP * time to earth implosion 6 5 4 ..
     
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    whooops!
    Mods please merge..
     
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    one word: :censored:wit
     
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    That was an unfortunate merging of threads, placing Krish's post in one thread immediately after cheekys in the other :eek:

    Krish was of course addressing the claimant not the previous poster :)

    Dave
     
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    :rotfl:
     
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    I didn't listen to that BBC report but I watched it and isn't she smiling for a photo in the tattooists album at the end? :eek:

    Erm... I sniffs a lying afoot :nono:
     
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    Tattoist reckons its all because the girls Dad and bf are not happy with her!
     
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    NO way anyone can sleep through 56 stars being tattooed on their face.

    What a crock of......

    :thumbsdow
     
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    How old is she!!!!

    Methinks she got a bit carried away only to come back to earth with a bump when she got home!
     
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    Exactly, if you woke up to that you wouldn't pose for a photo.

    I like how she says she was woken up by the pain once he started on her nose, was it not pianful under her eye?!

    As others say it's a laod of bull, surely 3 little stars wouldn't take long, infact they would have been done before she fell asleep surely.

    This is just a case of a lie that's gone wrong, she's obviously gone home thinking she was as cool as Mike Tyson, her dad got the belt out, and she then started the waterworks saying the tatooist done it to her while she slept.
     
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    She's not pregnant as well is she? :eek:

    :)
     
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    Apparently yeah, she fell asleep through that too :rotfl:
     
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    To be honest, I question the sanity of anyone having tattoos on their face. It might not seem like such a good idea when going for the job a lifetime a decade of so later.
     
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    if they want to be hardcore about it, they just have to turn the mains supply off on a saturday and back on a monday. they shouldn't have chose to live in a house that would allow them to break the rules if they were so concerned about them. as the biblical rules aren't legal ones, i hope they will have to pay all court costs for wasting everyones time

    Electricity on Shabbat in Jewish law - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    about the tattoos, if she was drunk, then surely the tatooist shouldn't have tatood her? there surely must be a law about that, although i believe it happens often
     
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    They live in a shared apartment block with 35 other households, when they moved there the lights where on 24/7 in the common walkways, they where upgraded to be on sensors to reduce carbon emissions, by doing so they are arguing they are turning the lights on and off which violates there human right to freedom of religion. Therefore God needs 5 grand compensation, which they will look after for him.
     
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    No, everyone is responsible for their own actions, whether drunk or not. Drunkeness is never an excuse, but often an explanation.
     
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    Did you confirm that with Krish? :D
     
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    all they have to do is read the wikipedia thing that says it's okay if they close their eyes when they go past as they won't be able to tell if the lights are on or not. if jesus is so powerful he should be able to make his own god damned money
     
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    sure, but aren't there laws to stop people from doing things like tattoos on drunk people? you are supposed to check they are over 16 or 18 or whatever, and i think you are supposed to be licensed too, i imagine it would break a condition of license to tattoo people who are completely intoxicated, much as it is illegal to serve an intoxicated person alcohol (which begs the question as to how they got like that in the first way!)
     
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    By the way am I the only one that had to google litigious... :blush:
     
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    i think they killed jesus, but that might be the point of what you wrote :p

    i considered giving them blindfolds to wear, but then they will sue for falling down the stairs in an unlit stairwell, after all broken legs means they can go and pray and that violates there .... rinse and repeat
     
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    Unique,

    Best piece of unintentional humour ever! :rotfl:


    Pooch
     
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    :rotfl:

    I thought it was one of Michael Jacksons' sister's!
     

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