How did Brooker pull this one off?!?!?

[FZR400RRSP]

Respect.

Konnie Huq to marry Charlie Brooker - Telegraph

 

[richard plumb]

Dara O'brien's going to be upset.

 

[jp_bl_68]

Dara O'brien's going to be upset.

lol, that's what I thought. Well done to Brooker though.

 

[FZR400RRSP]

Haha!
I mentioned Dara O'Brien being hacked off to a mate.
Won't see him on 'You have been watching' again.

 

[Flimber]

I genuinely believe that Huq is firmly at the opposite end of the intellectual spectrum (academic qualifications meaning nothing) so it's bizarre to say the least.

Mike.

 

[krish]

It all started when Konnie Huq needed clean her laptop

 

[jp_bl_68]

It all started when Konnie Huq needed clean her laptop

I thought it began with the shewee?

 

[FZR400RRSP]

The screenwipe settee.
I bet he has.
Lucky sod.

 

[krish]

I thought it began with the shewee?

I was thinking that she borrowed Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe

I've got my coat

 

[FZR400RRSP]

I genuinely believe that Huq is firmly at the opposite end of the intellectual spectrum (academic qualifications meaning nothing) so it's bizarre to say the least.

You mean, aesthetically challenged bloke drops principles to nail hotty?
Never.
I'm just glad to see he really is like the rest of us.
He'll be coming down the football next.

 

[jp_bl_68]

You mean, aesthetically challenged bloke drops principles to nail hotty?

What principles? He takes the **** out of television shows for a living.

 

[Singh400]

Gotta give it to the man

 

[krish]

Gotta give it to the man

I'd rather give it to her

 

[Coffin]

Any excuse to share:

Gotta give it to the man

That's taking it a step too far methinks!

 

[FZR400RRSP]

Screenwipe.
Yes, I nearly had to.

 

[Coffin]

YouTube - konnie keeps her boots on

(sorry Dave if this is pushing it a bit)

 

[FZR400RRSP]

(sorry Dave if this is pushing it a bit)

(Jedi hand movement)

The video is fine, Dave.

 

[IronGiant]

These aren't the videos we're looking for, you can move along

 

[Shady]

...well played sir...

 

[Ed Selley]

Interesting that their relationship kicked off after the episode of Screenwipe she featured in as the "host" of the male urination anxiety spoof. I remember watching that with her hooning around yelling at one point "come on, let's p***" and thinking she'd gone up a notch in my estimation. Obviously Brooker felt the same.

 

[Flimber]

Interesting that their relationship kicked off after the episode of Screenwipe she featured in as the "host" of the male urination anxiety spoof. I remember watching that with her hooning around yelling at one point "come on, let's p***" and thinking she'd gone up a notch in my estimation. Obviously Brooker felt the same.

You should place your estimation notches farther apart as that's not much of a talent she's displayed there in all honesty. I've watched a lot of Huq over the years thanks to Blue Peter and she has on occasion displayed some of the most extraordinary denseness I've ever seen and an absence of brainpower rivalled only by successfully-sliced guillotine candidates. Brooker, on the other hand, has wits considerably sharper than that notorious French head seperation device.

That said, good luck to them both.

Mike.

P.S. I like 'hooning'. Thanks for that

 

[rickinyorkshire]

and Charlie Brooker is....?

 

[Ed Selley]

and Charlie Brooker is....?

Charlie Brooker. The link almost certainly contains swearing. It definately contains some of the funniest columns being written today.

 

[jp_bl_68]

and Charlie Brooker is....?

One lucky SOB.

He does You Have Been Watching (Channel 4), TV Go Home, Screenwipe, Newswipe and Gameswipe on BBC4 (I think it's 4) and he writes a column for The Guardian.

 

[FZR400RRSP]

and Charlie Brooker is....?

Quite brilliant.
I can recommend his books "Dawn of the Dumb" and "The Hell of it all".