Horizon Line (Amazon) Movie Review & Comments

Belzok

Well-known Member
It's the filmatic equivalent of being around your new, and very attractive, date's parents house when last night's curry strikes back, and the toilet won't flush 😁
 

encaser

Member
It's a 3/10 but with an Unmissable badge. I'm suitably intrigued, Tom....
 

Casimir Harlow

Blu-ray Reviewer
"don’t even get me started on Chekhov’s shark"

:rotfl:
 

Joe C

Well-known Member
It's the filmatic equivalent of being around your new, and very attractive, date's parents house when last night's curry strikes back, and the toilet won't flush 😁

Could I compare that to when I reached final interview stage for a job I really wanted and Norovirus finally produced itself mid interview.

But what are Netflix doing. Might as well rename themselves WeBuyAnyFilm.com
 

Jessica Noir

Well-known Member
@Tom Davies, that review was incredible. I really hope Keith David got well paid for this. I know he’s not always had the best barometer of quality of the art/how much are they paying?, but I hope this got him a new hot tub or kitchen.
 

encaser

Member
I wouldn't worry too much for Keith David, he has Rick and Morty episodes to fall back on from now and into his dotage.
This film doesn't do much for breaking the stereotypes of women drivers/fliers, who don't listen to any instructions and keep leaving the bloody door open.
It breaks so many laws of physics but at least maintains another: pretty people are dumb.
 

Evinger

Distinguished Member
Thanks Tom - terrible Movies always produce your most entertaining rants, so I'm sorry, but I dearly hope that the studios keep churning out stuff like this so you can keep reviewing them! :D
Personally, I will keep this Event below my Horizon.
P.S. did your eye fully recover? Genuinely asking.
 

GT One

Active Member
This is a Swedish film so it would be interesting to see it dubbed with the Swedish language, maybe the story would be better understood.
Alexander Dreymon does do a Nordic accent reasonably well too, however there's no mention if he took off his shirt, his upper body physique looked pretty good in The Last Kingdom.
 

Evinger

Distinguished Member
Is it too late to post a trigger warning?
Is that similat to a safety catch, or a "don't pull this" sign?
Otherwise I'm lost (SWMBO nods agreement in background).
 

Belzok

Well-known Member
Is it too late to post a trigger warning?
Nah best to lean into it.

As a young kid for some reason I decided to get a really close up view of a small pin.

I got to be a pirate for a few weeks and to this day my eyesight is a bit off in that spot 😁
 

ozzzy189

Distinguished Member
Tom Davis : Best reviewer evaaaaaaaar.
I need to watch this.
Is a bottle of dead man's fingers as filmic companion a necessity?
 

kbfern

Distinguished Member
It was so bad it was good, I could not stop laughing, and you just knew what was coming next.

2/10 for acting/plot/ 6/10 for the laughing.
 

Samv0808

Distinguished Member
Unfortunately I now have to watch this even though I have so many films queued up to watch that I know will be better. Damn. Dare I say the trailer did not look tooooo bad?
 

pwood

Well-known Member
Unfortunately I now have to watch this even though I have so many films queued up to watch that I know will be better. Damn. Dare I say the trailer did not look tooooo bad?
Trailer and HDR got me interested and the review wasn’t up when I saw it. I’ve seen worse and turned it off but kept watching so it’s a cheesy 3 from me as well. Compass bit will stay with me forever, comedy gold albeit unintended🤣
 

Captainoats

Active Member
HAHA, I didn't get past the bar scene at the beginning, it was so bad at that point I couldn't see the point wasting my life watching the rest of it. Terrible movie!
 

Habanero

Well-known Member
We watched it. It wasn't great, but it was still way better than "I'm Thinking of Ending Things".
 

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