He's a dark horse isnt he .....

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  1. hot-fuzz

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    Hes a dark horse

    Who?

    Black Beauty.




    I see hes up to his old tricks again.

    Who?

    Paul Daniels



    He's a big-headed bastard

    Who?

    Humpty Dumpty



    Its a big drawback isnt it?

    what?

    an elephants foreskin



    I only said good morning to him and he went up the wall.

    Who?

    Spider Man.



    Hes got the sack.

    Who?

    Santa Claus.



    Hes an hard faced git

    Who?

    man in the iron mask.



    He's leaving Friday"

    Who?

    Robinson Crusoe



    All that money and they live like pigs

    Who?

    Pinky & Perky



    He's a card

    Who?

    The Jack of Clubs



    Its a laugh

    what?

    That noise you make when you hear something funny



    Hes always hanging around

    Who?

    Spiderman



    It makes me sick.

    what does?

    Putting my fingers down my throat.



    I just can understand it.

    what?

    Greek.



    It always gets me down!

    what?

    A parachute!



    You know what i cant get over

    what?

    The 12 foot wall
     
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    1. I know these are old.
    2. i know they have problably been posted before, but i cant find it anywhere.
    3. i find them so funny i felt the need to post them.

    i think that covers every thread bashing post.
     
  3. Abbeygoo

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    What about the bad language? :)
     
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    Silly, but very funny:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    Humpty Dumpty :D
     
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    Love it!

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    Oldies but goldies.

    I haven't seen him today.

    Who?

    The Invisible Man
     
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    He's a bender!



    Who?



    Uri Geller
     
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    He's got nerves of steel!



    Who?



    Superman.
     
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    He's a bit wrapped up in himself!



    Who?





    The Mummy.
     
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    holy thread resurrection batman.jpg
     
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    Muffin the Mule


    Who?


    It's illegal.
     
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    No need to quote

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    He's a Swinger!



    Who?



    Tarzan.




    He's an evil bastard!



    Who?



    Satan.






    He's clawed his way back!



    Who?



    Wolverine.






    He's a tosser!



    Who?



    Geoff Capes.





    She's a bit stoney faced!



    Who?


    Medusa.






    The horse is off to a flier!



    Who?




    Pegasus.






    He lives by the sword. He will die by the sword!



    Who?



    Zorro.





    He's electrifying!



    Who?




    Frankenstein's Monster.
     
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    I can never understand it.

    Chinese writing.
     
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    It's a mugs game



    What?



    Pottery.






    He's like a bat out of hell



    Who?


    Dracula






    He's on fire




    Who?



    The wicker man.






    It's a bit Mickey Mouse that




    What?




    Disneyland.




    He's tight fisted






    Who?






    Mike Tyson






    He's built like a brick sh*thouse




    Who?





    The thing.
     
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    R.I.P

    This thread.
     
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