Help me get my Wii games!!! :(

hulkhogan

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ok i ordered a few games on the wii from these forums

paid up

the postage came...

herein lies the problem

as i work late i sleep in - when the post comes... so my darlin wife has decided to confiscate two of my wii games :(

i managed to get to a 3rd mercury meltdown before she did but she's got my zelda and mario strikers

she says i buy too many games and she's gettin to the point of threatening to sell my xbox 360!! ( the wii is too small for her to realise where or what it is)

how can i get them back?! i've searched all over whilst pretending not to care taht she's got em...

ideas please guys... come on help a poor married misguided man...

and to the single guys - let this be a lesson to thee!
 
You have choices.
1.Divorce her and get a wife that is more agreeable.
2.When she is out take all her make-up and remove it to a place away from your home, hold it to ransom.
3. Sit down and talk to her sensibly, point out that there are a few things slightly worse than buying a few games. I am assuming you have the cash to afford them of course?
4.Start going to the pub and come home p****d every night, she might appreciate things in a different light.

Best of luck. I would go for option 1.
 
Just find something that she spends a lot of money on (shoes and handbags etc) and then do the same to her. If you do decide to try this you may want to have a good divorce lawyer on hand though just incase it doesn't go entirely to plan:devil:
 
My 2p's worth..

Tell her it's your money, which you work hard for, so you'll spend it on what you want, when you want, and if she doesn't like it, she knows where the door is.
 
Give her a slap and hide all her makeup.
 
You're a very brave man to admit to all of us that you're a mouse married to a domineering woman :smashin:
 
grow some balls man. its the only thing you can do :nono:

its clear your wife doesnt respect your oppinion so start bringing home new girls that do :devil:
 
*** mate? Lay down the ****ing law, it's your money!
 
get revenge, order some porno's and wait for her to open the package :devil:
 
Ask your mummy to tell your naughty wife to give you your games back.
 
:eek: Grow some balls mate. Man or mouse.
 
science is good but it aint that good :D Will ears do!

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You have choices.
1.Divorce her and get a wife that is more agreeable.
2.When she is out take all her make-up and remove it to a place away from your home, hold it to ransom.
3. Sit down and talk to her sensibly, point out that there are a few things slightly worse than buying a few games. I am assuming you have the cash to afford them of course?
4.Start going to the pub and come home p****d every night, she might appreciate things in a different light.

Best of luck. I would go for option 1.

i would go for option 4 but its clear that your under the thumb and you must be bald by now from where your wifes thumb has been;)
 
Go down your local DIY store, and buy some large rolls of plastic sheeting, some hack saws, a spade and some duct tape ......

....... then leave the receipt on the coffee table.
 
i fairly often have the same problem, my solution is to hide her car keys, straightners, purse etc...

it works every time!


i now always get my web purchases sent to work, then i can slip them into the house without getting caught
 
Go out to a Game shop and buy them again but don't let her know you have.
 
Or order something for her and when she opens it pretend to have the right hump and say "nice one, you've just ruined the surprise"...
 
could always threaten to call the cops. theft is theft and tampering with the post is a big no no :nono:

:devil:
 
As the OP hasn't been back to comment can we assume his pc was confiscated. :rotfl:
 

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