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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mr Cat, Jun 22, 2005.

  1. Mr Cat

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    I went to get my hair cut last night at a well known hairdressers in durham...

    I normally go there, and as the old saying goes - air stewardesses and nurses are always friendly, so it's a waste of time coming onto them...

    well, I was getting my hair cut by a lovely woman...she could have just been friendlly, but we did click straight away, we talked non stop, she was asking if i was married etc, where I worked (the usual stuff I guess...) - but, normally when I get my hair cut there is some small talk, but not a great deal...
    she even told me that she was single, where she drinks (tho, not a specific pub!), and she asked me where I drank etc....
    even the lass who was having her hair cut next to me was looking over!!

    anyway, I didn't dare ask her out in case I was totally wrong...

    what would you have done..??

    am I just being sad as I'm single...? sigh... :rolleyes:
     
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    I'd have tried to be open ended / casusal about it - something like:

    "What nights do you normally go drinking .... I'll keep my eye out for you and say hi"

    then she has a choice of saying " oh well i go out some Sat evenings around a fairly large area ... might see you some time "

    or

    " I'll be in the Dog and Thistle on Wed night - come and say hello " *wink* *wink* you're in mate.


    If shes interested she may well take your comment as interest and a chance to further contact - if shes not then she'll probably fob you off / just think its a social comment.

    the more precise the detail she gives back ... the more interested she is.

    or you could tell her where you're going to be - and say 'If your about drop in and say Hi' .... if she turns up with a couple of mates in tow and heads straight for you *wink* *wink*
     
  3. John

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    Think a name change to "Tom Cat" or "Alley Cat" is probably in order :D
    John
     
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    Hell man! Go back in there! Say you think you may have under-paid, forgotten a book, anything! You're missing out!

    I met two different "shags" in two different hair-dressers! :smashin:

    It is usually obvious when they are being more than just polite. Did she rub her boobs against your shoulder - a lot? Bend right down in front of you when she was about to cut your fringe? :devil:
     
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    My preference is Barmaids ;)

    the fringe benifits are even better than the hairdressers
     
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    no, but she was extra gentle when drying my hair and burshing away the excess hair...I just sat their with my eyes closed...sigh...!

    damn...IO should have said something now...I just didn't think it was the done thing to do, I had visions of me being hounded out the place...!!
     
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    pitch forks, burning torches and angry mob .... quasimodo / frankenstiens monster styliee ??

    :rotfl:
     
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    yeah, and 1/2 haircut...

    imagine going into another hairdressers and trying to explain that one....they've probably all got a secret conduct code between them...'watchout for anyone with 1/2 a haircut'...lol...!
     
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    Phone up and say you're not quite happy with the cut and could the lady in question make a home visit to correct the mistake.
     
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    Should have just said, cool, if I see you out I will buy you a beer, winked and left it at that - then make sure you bump into her....

    You cad!
     
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    The poorest pun of the day - well done :)
     
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    Why beat about the bush?

    Go back in and ask her out. The absolute worst that can happen is she will say no.

    Of course back when I was single I'd never have had the confidence to do that myself. But now I'm a bit older and wiser, I wish I'd never been such a wuss when I was younger!

    So get in there man! :thumbsup:
     
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    I think that is what Mr Cat wants to do :devil:
     
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    Disagree. be careful, this profession is inherently friendly, but sometimes falsely so with small talk. My best mate owns a top Bristol salon with his wife and some of the brown nosing is shocking!!!!

    Just my opinion of course!
     
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    Just make sure there is another decent hairdressers around if she does knock you back. Would you go back in there ?
     
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    well, I'll be going back there is about a months time...but, could be too late by then, for both of us!!
     
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    you see, I've known a fair few foreign women - their attitudes are far different to brits, they can be soo friendly and us british blokes just assume that they're coming onto us...not always the case, but on the other hand I know a spanish woman who did fancy me years ago - but I hadn't realised...she's a stunner too!! but we're just friends now as she lives in spain.
     
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    I had a male hairdresser in Leatherhead 'abuse' my elbow twice. At first I thought it was an accident, the second time I drew my elbows right in. :eek: There was a female hairdresser in Petersfield who had no concept of blouse buttons and leaning over. Petite and bra-covered but very nice :devil:
     
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    Or, just drop your number in pretending to be in a rush - say you enjoyed talking with her and wondered if she would like to hook up for a beer. Easy......... :D

    That way you dont lose face if she does not get back to you....!

    It has worked for me.....I have been dating loads of recently unemployed post graduates :devil: (I wish....)
     
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    yeah, it sounds easy to go back - but I don't know her name, there are quite a few people work there, one option would be to ring up, tell the receptionist who I am - as they have a record of who cut my hair...but then she could get wrong for being unprofrossional..?
     
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    very nice indeed....sigh...
     
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    I doubt she will 'get wrong'. This is a hairdressers, not a hospital or other environment where there are genuine concerns about staff fratenising with customers.

    The absolute worst that can happen is she will say no. You might blush and be a bit embarrased, but at least then you will know and it will be over and done with.

    Far better than never knowing whether you would really have got on, fallen in love, got married, etc.

    So for the sake of your yet-to-be-born kids, get in there! ;)
     
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    Wait outside the shop until she leaves. Follow her home. Women love that! :smashin:
     
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    Agreed.

    Take a knife and let her see it to reassure her that you can defend her if she gets attacked. Maybe demonstrate it's sharpness AND your physical toughness by cutting your arm while she watches? Don't forget to lick the knife clean afterwards....

    :rolleyes:
     
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    might also be advisable to only go in your underwear .... and the last thing a woman wants is a sweaty bloke in this weather.

    ..... maybe encourageing yourself to get 'excited down there' may help indicate your feelings for her as well.
     
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    :D :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Make a point of going out on a particular night she said and "accidentily" bumping into her. If she's still as friendly..............................
     
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    Or, to test the water, wear a balaclava and jack boots - to see how she reacts when she sees you jump out with the knife, in your underpants, fully loaded.

    The great thing is she wont recognise you so you can pop back for a short back and sides when ever, without loosing credibility.

    Hope this helps. I think its genius.

    Pete.
     
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    How does one get a job in a bristol salon :D
     
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    no pressure then, just your whole future riding on it :D
     
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    How about going back in there saying you forget to leave a tip, and find out who did you hair, and say you want to give the tip to her personally. The tip will be a piece of paper with your number on it saying "heres a tip for you, come out with me for a drink and some food"
     

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