Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some of these sayings: "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you." "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?" "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." "Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was before this!" "Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas card!!!" "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." "Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with breasts that are bigger than mine." "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." "The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!"