I don't watch much television and I certainly don't watch tripe like "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" but I made an exception in this case because I am a cricket fan and wanted to see how Phil Tufnell would get on. The programme was as dire as I expected it to be with the single stand out moment being Danniela Westbrook saying that she didn't want to leave early as the great British Public would laugh at her. As if any of us would laugh at Missy One Nostril, surely not. The various "turns" were linked by Ant & Dec reading very poorly scripted "ad libs" off an autocue and it struck me by the end of the show that it would have been marginally more interesting without them and that neither of them have any talent whatsoever. They can't even be there to attract females to watch the show as one of them isn't even good looking. Phil Tuffnell was renowned as a completely self engrossed cricketer but he seemed to come out of yesterday's performance as a relatively interesting human being and there weren't many of them on show.