Good Halloween Jokes

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I know there's a thread for jokes bit I'm looking for Halloween Jokes for my kids

I'm hopeless at jokes
 
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not quite what you were looking for but it made me laugh :)
 
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball/prom/disco/nightclub?
Because he had nobody to go with.

How do you make a ghost cry?
Grab him by the ghoulies.
 
Whats the most important subject at witches school?
Spelling.

What do skeletons like to eat?
Spooketi
 
Where's that Star Trek facepalm when you need it ? :facepalm:

:D
 
me too, but martin wanted jokes for his kids :D:smashin:
 
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nooowooooo
 
there is a huge difference between jokes they pick up in the playground and ones a a responsible father should tell them ;)
 
ok not Halloween but I found it funny today.
Lads at work messing around on the radio.

Good afternoon Battersea dogs home.... Jack Russell speaking

how many breeds of dogs could you add....

If its about keeping kids occupied might work. Only when you run out of Halloween jokes
 

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