Geek joke

jp_bl_68

Well-known Member
Just read this on another forum:


1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for 9 whole months



:D
 

Iccz

Distinguished Member
It's worth pointing out that a virus can still be transmitted that will infect the whole system without actually having to break the internal security :smashin:

Where is your firewall now?!
 

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