...asked my daughter (aged 12) yesterday...Dad, why are we keeping the gates closed?
Because gypsies are back in the village.
Because every time gypsies come to the village, cars get stolen and things get stolen out of peoples' gardens.
Oh... What are Gypsies?
Travellers. They are people who travel about.
Like Doctor Who?
He's still there. His house has been on the market for years.Lmao. Is he still at the house with the lions at the entrance or has he moved?
...pause while we consider what to say...Dad what are paedophiles?
and what are countryphiles?