I've just pasted that on a local facebook 'lockdown support' group where a stuffy woman has posted the text - 'Let's make some noise for the NHS at 8pm tonight!! Please stand on your doorstep, in your garden, open your window! Clap your hands, bang some saucepan lids, blow a whistle, play an instrument. 35 minutes to go!!! 'Would it be wrong, at 8.00pm, when everyone is supposed to open their windows and doors to clap for the NHS, for me to jog down the middle of the road, maybe holding aloft an old subbuteo trophy, so I can feel what it's like to have won something?
(Copied from elsewhere)