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Funny Answer On Family Fortunes

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  1. Garrett

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    Has any one heard any funny answer on this program since the did a program on all the funny answers they had in the past.
    I watched it today and the question was:
    ‘What games would you find played in a casino’
    Answer Scrabble
    and Snooker
     
  2. Squirrel God

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    I prefer the Countdown one, where the letters formed a rude anagram and Gino had no choice but to give his 6-letter rude answer beginning with W :D :D

    Gawd bless Richard Whiteley :)
     
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    Thie is an old one and you have probably heard it, but it is my favourite.

    "Name a something that people believe in, but its existence has never been proved"

    "Driving Licence"
     
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    That's really quite clever when you think about it :D

    I remember some dim girl on Millionaire who got stumped on the first 2 or 3 questions :rolleyes: One of them was something like, "What currency is used in France?" (this was before the Euro and "Euro" was not listed as an option).

    She had to ask the audience :eek: :rolleyes:
     
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    So what was the answer?
    :D

    Couple of favourites of mine

    'Name something green you would find in the garden'

    answer: 'My Shed'

    'Name something that doesn't have an engine and can fly'

    answer: 'A bicycle with wings':D :D :eek: :D
     
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    I find the fact that you were watching Family Fortunes quite funny! :D
     
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    A long time ago on Family Fortunes, Norton's Alright On The Night showed a woman answer this-

    Q. What can you do with a pot? (Or something like that).

    A. Smoke it.:D
     
  8. Garrett

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    I know but just listening to it is such a bigger distraction.:D :D :D
     
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    Did you ever see the clip of the guy on family fortunes that answered 'Turkey' for every question ? a classic
     
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    There was one guy who was asked to name a type of "ache" and he said

    "fillet of fish"


    Its time like that when you realise the value of scotch guard on your carpets!
     
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    That was class !! As was the 'Turkey' man.

    I liked, 'Name a bird with a long Neck'

    'Naomi Campbell'.

    I know its sad watching Family Fortunes but it is/was the best comedy value quiz on the tele.
     
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    "Name something red."

    "A newspaper."

    Class show. Always. :D
     
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    Found a few more from the show.

    Name something a blind person might use - A sword
    Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon
    Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
    Name a famous brother & sister - Bonnie & Clyde
    Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
    Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
    Name something that floats in the bath - Water
    Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
    Name something Red - My cardigan
    Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
    Name a famous royal - Mail
    A number you have to memorize - 7
    Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
    Something you put on walls - Roofs
    Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
    Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
    Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
    Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
    Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
    Something associated with the police - Pigs

    :D :D :D
     
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    :D :D :D

    Bob, thank you.

    I havent laughed so much in years
     
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    :D Hilarious stuff. Oh the pressure of rapid fire answers.:)
     
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    A few more :D

    A sign of the zodiac - April
    A part of the body with four letters - Arms
    Something associated with Superman - Black hair
    Something you open other than a door - Bowels
    An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog
    Something that frightens Dracula - Bob Monkhouse
    A game played in the dark - Charades
    Something slippery - Con-man
    Something with a red light on it - Dalek
    A TV soap - Dove
    A type of record - Floppy disc
    Name a famous - Frank French
    An occasion or somewhere you are noticed to be late - Funeral
    A game played in bed - Hide and seek
    Something that the bride should know before they get married -His name
    A famous Scotsman - Jock
    Something a dentist would say - Just a small prick
    A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
    A domestic animal - Leopard
    A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
    Something red - My cardigan
    Name something deserted in winter - My sister
    An annual sporting event - The Olympics
    Something associated with Robinson Crusoe - Peter Pan
    An annual sporting event - Running
    A famous 'Arthur' - Shakespeare
    Something that makes you scream - Squirrel :D
    Something a dentist would say - Smile and relax
    Something you do in the event of a power cut - Switch the light on
    Something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport
    A famous Harry Enfield character - Sooty
    A game played in bed - Trampoline
    A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones
    Something with a hole in it - Window
    A song with yellow in the title - Yellow Banana
    A song with yellow in the title - Yellow Garden
    The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet

    :D :D
     
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    Classics! :D
     
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    Two on tonight’s
    Name a film from the original Star Wars trilogy answer The Empire Bites Back (although they corrected themselves).
    And
    Name a male relation: answer Daughter-in law
     

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