Funny Answer On Family Fortunes

Garrett

Moderator
Has any one heard any funny answer on this program since the did a program on all the funny answers they had in the past.
I watched it today and the question was:
‘What games would you find played in a casino’
Answer Scrabble
and Snooker
 
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Squirrel God

Guest
I prefer the Countdown one, where the letters formed a rude anagram and Gino had no choice but to give his 6-letter rude answer beginning with W :D :D

Gawd bless Richard Whiteley :)
 
Thie is an old one and you have probably heard it, but it is my favourite.

"Name a something that people believe in, but its existence has never been proved"

"Driving Licence"
 
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Squirrel God

Guest
Originally posted by mcmullanbrush
"Name a something that people believe in, but its existence has never been proved"

"Driving Licence"
That's really quite clever when you think about it :D

I remember some dim girl on Millionaire who got stumped on the first 2 or 3 questions :rolleyes: One of them was something like, "What currency is used in France?" (this was before the Euro and "Euro" was not listed as an option).

She had to ask the audience :eek: :rolleyes:
 
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mikeq

Guest
So what was the answer?
:D

Couple of favourites of mine

'Name something green you would find in the garden'

answer: 'My Shed'

'Name something that doesn't have an engine and can fly'

answer: 'A bicycle with wings':D :D :eek: :D
 

Lex

Novice Member
Originally posted by Garrett
Has any one heard any funny answer on this program since the did a program on all the funny answers they had in the past.
I watched it today and the question was:
I find the fact that you were watching Family Fortunes quite funny! :D
 

General Skanky

Well-known Member
A long time ago on Family Fortunes, Norton's Alright On The Night showed a woman answer this-

Q. What can you do with a pot? (Or something like that).

A. Smoke it.:D
 

Garrett

Moderator
Originally posted by Lex
I find the fact that you were watching Family Fortunes quite funny! :D
I know but just listening to it is such a bigger distraction.:D :D :D
 

common

Active Member
Did you ever see the clip of the guy on family fortunes that answered 'Turkey' for every question ? a classic
 

simon69

Active Member
There was one guy who was asked to name a type of "ache" and he said

"fillet of fish"


Its time like that when you realise the value of scotch guard on your carpets!
 
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sifowler

Guest
Originally posted by simon69
There was one guy who was asked to name a type of "ache" and he said

"fillet of fish"


Its time like that when you realise the value of scotch guard on your carpets!
That was class !! As was the 'Turkey' man.

I liked, 'Name a bird with a long Neck'

'Naomi Campbell'.

I know its sad watching Family Fortunes but it is/was the best comedy value quiz on the tele.
 
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bob007

Guest
Found a few more from the show.

Name something a blind person might use - A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother & sister - Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
Name something that floats in the bath - Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
Name something Red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal - Mail
A number you have to memorize - 7
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Something you put on walls - Roofs
Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Something associated with the police - Pigs

:D :D :D
 
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bob007

Guest
A few more :D

A sign of the zodiac - April
A part of the body with four letters - Arms
Something associated with Superman - Black hair
Something you open other than a door - Bowels
An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog
Something that frightens Dracula - Bob Monkhouse
A game played in the dark - Charades
Something slippery - Con-man
Something with a red light on it - Dalek
A TV soap - Dove
A type of record - Floppy disc
Name a famous - Frank French
An occasion or somewhere you are noticed to be late - Funeral
A game played in bed - Hide and seek
Something that the bride should know before they get married -His name
A famous Scotsman - Jock
Something a dentist would say - Just a small prick
A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
A domestic animal - Leopard
A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
Something red - My cardigan
Name something deserted in winter - My sister
An annual sporting event - The Olympics
Something associated with Robinson Crusoe - Peter Pan
An annual sporting event - Running
A famous 'Arthur' - Shakespeare
Something that makes you scream - Squirrel :D
Something a dentist would say - Smile and relax
Something you do in the event of a power cut - Switch the light on
Something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport
A famous Harry Enfield character - Sooty
A game played in bed - Trampoline
A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones
Something with a hole in it - Window
A song with yellow in the title - Yellow Banana
A song with yellow in the title - Yellow Garden
The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet

:D :D
 

Garrett

Moderator
Two on tonight’s
Name a film from the original Star Wars trilogy answer The Empire Bites Back (although they corrected themselves).
And
Name a male relation: answer Daughter-in law
 

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