Film and TV people you DON'T fancy, even though everyone else inexplicably seems to.

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  1. NicolasB

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    Okay, this is a mirror thread to the other one I started today. The idea here is to list people who seem to be regarded by everybody else as the very embodiment of beauty or sexual attraction, but you just can't see it yourself; you feel you wouldn't be getting involved with them if the two of you were the last two people alive.

    In the interests of not making it too easy, you're only allowed to list people who are of a gender that you are generally attracted to. So, for example, given that I'm male and straight it would be cheating for me to mention Tom Cruise, Justin Timberlake or Leonardo DiCaprio, no matter how bizarre and inexplicable their appeal to those of the female persuasion may seem. :)

    My first nomination in this category is Jennifer Garner. An awful lot of people seem to think she's just the sexiest thing around. I think she looks positively deformed. She looks like she's suffering from Craniodiaphyseal Dysplasia. Or maybe acromegaly. I don't mean to be horrid to people who actually do suffer from Craniodiaphyseal Dysplasia, it must be horrible beyond words, but honestly - just how much bone does that woman need in her skull and jawbone?! :rolleyes: She's all straight lines and angles where she ought to be curves. :(
     
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    Paris Hilton. I don't find her attractive at all. Her acting in house of wax was also awful by the way.:thumbsdow
     
  3. Johnny Thunder

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    Catherine Zeta Jones.
    She is a dog.
     
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    that stupid girl who won celeb big brother(which i dont watch) she is disgusting:thumbsdow
     
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    Jessica Alba
     
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    Sarah Jessica Parker
     
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    Naomi Campbell

    Any celebrity who thinks she is great- narcisists:thumbsdow
     
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    Marilyn Monroe :laugh: Only joking ;)

    Abi Titmus.
     
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    got to agree with you there, i do not see how anyone can find her attractive
     
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    Like I said earlier in the other thread - Michelle Pfeiffer. I had untold fantasies about her when I was an early teen. When I met her, she seemed unreal (even though she was nice and witty). Her eyes are far lighter than you see in films (wolf gray) and she looked a bit frail. It was a shock to me really that I had met a childhood fantasy and was left totally underwhelmed - (or maybe I was in love at the time).
     
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    Seconded
     
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    Another vote here.
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    :D .... should have gone to specsavers! :hiya:
     
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    Angelia Jolie,
    infact most of the action movie girls like her.:boring:
     
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    Her off Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She looks like she walked into a lamppost.

    And another vote for Sarah Jessica Parker. A colleague of mine once remarked how she looked like Dee Snyder from rock group Twisted Sister, and I think there's some truth in that:)
     
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    gotta be a joke. didnt used to rate her too much but now shes gone brunette OMFG and she's really intelligent too not just a magazine bimbo. ;)
     
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    Angelina Jolie for me as well. She looks like a cross between Jimmy Hill and Jimmy Nail to me !
     
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    Jordan, though I get the feeling that everyone else doesn't find her attractive either, despite how the media portrays her.
     
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    Valerie I agree - I'd rather drink my own vomit
     
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    Man - did you see her in LA Story with Steve Martin? She's a bit boney now admittedly, but that is one of the memories of my adolescence.
     
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    This thread is starting to look worryingly like a column in Heat magazine.
     
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    Angelina Jolie too

    'Becca' off Hollyoaks

    Victoria Silvstedt (sp?)

    Alyssa Milano

    Cameron Diaz - makes me want to throw up
     
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    Pamela Anderson.

    Jordon.

    And the most annoying female in the UK if not the entire planet, Davina MacColl.
     
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    Funny I just thinking the same since her seeing her in a recent avert for a beauty product, I though at least they could get was an attractive woman. I think she's rather witchy looking.

    And I find Jordan common in all respects.
     
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    I'm off to read an jade goodys interview of chantelle.:D
    What a meeting of minds that is:suicide: :suicide:
     
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    Sorry BUT, Catherine Zeta Jones (cough splutter) Jessica Alba:eek: :eek:
    Alyssa Milano:eek: :eek: Sorry have i accidently linked through to a GAY chat line? :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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    Just about every so-called Hollywood A-list woman who appears on shows broadcast on TMF.

    More specifically:

    Jessica Simpson
    Angelina Jolie (though Shadowifey fancies her!)
    Jennifer Aniston
    Jennifer Love Hewitt

    ... and many, many more. In short, if it appears in Heat, Reveal, Hot, OK, Hello or any other girly trash mag (or, as mentioned, TMF), then it's an immediate switch-off.

    I'll make a mild exception for Reece Witherspoon and Keira Knightly, however.
     
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    Helen Hunt, not that most people find her attracitve it's just that she is cast in roles you would expect an attractive person to be in. Like in a film she'll go out with Mel Gibson... it's just not gonna happen in real life. I don't know which crack merchant first cast her, but someone did and now we are all being punished. The "beautiful helen hunt", tfft just because she is an actress you dont have to say that. It's not like you ever hear "the gorgeoes Anthony Hopkins".
     
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    here here:clap:
     

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