Discussion in 'General Chat' started by arenaman, Feb 28, 2014.
Just had a chinese delivered in 12 minutes from ordering, beat that
Blimey, did you just order a portion of rice or something? Maybe a bag of prawn crackers?
Can't beat those times at all. Chinese is normally far quicker than Indian, but 30 minutes is usually a good time.
Arenaman is a chef in a Chinese takeaway
I bet you could hear the Microwave Ping if you had your window open.
I don't use delivery service, but every time I phone an order into my local Chinese and ask how long it will be, regardless of the size, they always say 10 mins.
Slowest is a fantastic Thai takeway 35 minutes drive from me. Phone in at 5pm on a Saturday and it'll be ready by 7.30pm!!
Full as a butcher's pup, ordered 7:12, delivered 7:24, the shop is a 3-4 min drive away. It was a £35 order, 3 main meals and a few side orders not just an order of rice and crackers They're usually quite fast, within 30 mins but this is a first
Ordered in 2012, delivered by 2014...Never used them since.
Maybe a *slight* exaggeration but ya get my drift!
Dominos took 20 minutes to do a quality control check according to the website. They must have looked good and hard
WOW - only 2 minutes???? You have VERY high standards
Blimey 12 minutes? You can't get much fresher than that LMFAO!!!
EDIT: did you eat it? :/
I can do a quick flushaway after eating a curry.
The means he sticks his finger in it to check the temperature moments before you open the door.
I believe he flushed it down the toilet and cut out the middle man!
Our local Chinese, despite knowing we are two roads away, always tell us it will be about 45 minutes to an hour, but then we usually get it in about 20 minutes, even when its busy. Under Promise, Over Deliver.
Or is that over promise, under cook
I once waited an hour for a Kebab. I think they forgot though and only remembered when I phoned them to ask where it was!
I got an Indian in around 10-12 minutes years ago. It gave me food poisoning.
Well no dodgy guts this morning, that's a bonus
Pic of the food needed for next time.
If we are really hungry we opt for Chinese as it is always 25 mins or less...always tastes fresh and not like it's been sitting in pots just waiting....
Lol to that !!!
Maybe this is what the Crispy duck looked like
I had a Chinese Meal in Germany during my recent trip there, for some reason it was bizarre having a china man speak german.
The Indian nearby was shut due to a refurb.
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