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Famous Movie Quotes & One Liners

Discussion in 'TV Show Forum' started by loz99, Oct 17, 2003.

  1. loz99

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    What quotes and one liners from the movies stand out for you?

    BTW Clint Eastwood Movie quotes most welcome!!

    (I know it's an obvious one but just to get things going)

    From GBU
    "There are two kinds o' people in this world my friend, men with loaded guns and those who dig - you dig!"

    That is all

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  2. Iam

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    My favourite, from a fairly crap film whose name escapes me, is

    "I've got a blind date with destiny - & she's ordered the lobster!"
     
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    I think that might be from 'Mystery Men'.

    Cracking film.
     
  4. alle v

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    ...Fletch is your man ;)

    I'm gonna' need some pliers, and a set of 30 weight ball bearings (it's all ball bearing nowadays) And I'm gonna' need about 10 quarts of antifreeze, preferably Prestone. No, make that Quaker State.

    Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

    Well, there we're in a grey area
    How grey?
    Charcoal...

    If you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
     
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    Clint - Heartbreak Ridge

    It means be advised - that I'm mean, nasty, and tired. I eat concertina wire and p!ss napalm. And I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go hump somebody else's leg mutface before I push yours in

    Classic Clint :D
     
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    "You've arrived, how lovely! Let me take your coat... You're not quite blonde are you? More dirty blonde"

    Christian Bale - American Psycho

    a line which has me in hysterics every time I watch the movie, hilarious.
     
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    "You're wanted, Wales"

    "I reckon I'm right popular!"

    Clint whoops 'em again in Outlaw: Josey Wales :rotfl:
     
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    "Yeah, they shaved his head"


    The Wanderers.




    Adz
     
  9. dr_mabuse

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    "Every time you make and assumption, you make an ass outta you and umption." Mitch Hennessy, Long Kiss Goodnight (i think).

    Dennis Hopper & Christopher Walken in True Romance - all of it.

    "Put..the candle...back." and "Puttin on the Ritz." classic scenes from Young Frankenstein, littered with gems. Also the "Sedagive" line.

    "Dr, can you give us your impression of Mr Striker?"
    "I'm sorry, I don't do impressions." Airplane

    dr_m

    The only Clint lines I can think of are the unintentionally hilarious ones from Firefox - so bad they were funny.
     
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    yeah, anything from Airplane or Naked Gun

    "Nervous?"
    "Yes"
    "First time?"
    "No, I've been nervous lots of times"

    :)
     
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    Airplane:

    "Surely you can't be serious?"

    "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

    :) :laugh:
     
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    From 'The Good,The Bad & The Ugly'

    Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room.
    One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.

    Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam.
    Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.


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    Josey Wales "Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"
    Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales

    Josey Wales "You a bounty hunter?"
    Bounty Hunter "A man's gotta do something to make a living these days."
    Wales "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."
    (long pause)
    "You know, this isn't necessary."
    (pause)
    "You could ride on outta here."
    (bounty hunter exits, then returns)

    Bounty Hunter "I had to come back."
    Wales "I know."

    Clint Eastwood & Tom Roy Lowe in
    The Outlaw Josey Wales

    Man with no name "A man's life in these these parts often depends on a mere scrap of information."
    Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars

    Inspector Clouseau "Does your dog bite?"
    Hotel Clerk "No."
    Dog "Grrr, snarl, snap."
    Clouseau "I thought you said your dog does not bite."
    Clerk "That is not my dog"
    Peter Sellers and Harold Berens(?) in The Pink Panther Strikes Again

    General George Patton "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
    George C. Scott in Patton

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    national lampoons vacation
    ellen and the kids have decided that it might be better to turn back and go home to which clark answers
    "you know what i think ? i think youre all f**ked in the head were 7 hours from the f**king fun park and you want to bail out well its not going to happen im gonna have fun and youre gonna have fun were all gonna have so much fun were gonna be singing zippedeedoodah out of our assholes" class
     
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    Are we allowed to include quotes from The Simpsons on this prestigious list?

    It's not movies I know, but it's got some of the best quotes I can think of :D
     
  16. loz99

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    Sure! why not Dimmy?
    You're 'Chomping at the Bit' aren't ya??

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  17. Ed Selley

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    Fight Club.
    Boss "Is that your blood on that shirt"
    Norton "Some of it"
     
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    "It's fried rice you plick"

    Chinese baddie to Mel Gibson in one of the Lethal Weapon movies.
     
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    "Yeah... Sure... Who cares?"

    Rutger Hauer in The Hitcher.
     
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    Two goodies from Ed Norton

    American History X - "Bite the curb" . What a scene. What a film.

    25th Hour - "Champagne for my real friends....real pain for my sham friends.."

    and on a lighter note...

    a classic from - Planes, Trains and Automobiles -

    - Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
    - Yes.
    - Well, How may I help you?
    - You can start by wiping that f*cking dumb-ass smile off your rosy f*cking cheeks. And you can give me a f*cking automobile. A f*cking Buick, a f*cking Datson, a f*cking Toyota . . four f*cking wheels and a seat!
    - I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
    - And I don't really care for the way your company left me in the middle of f*cking nowhere with f*cking keys to a f*cking car that isn't f*cking there. And I really don't care to walk across a f*cking highway and across a f*cking runway just to get back here and have you smile at my f*cking face. I want a f*cking car, right, f*cking, now.
    - May I see your rental agreement?
    - I threw it away.
    - Oh boy.
    - OH BOY WHAT...
    - YOU'RE F*CKED!

    How about another thread...Best use of the F- Word...!
     

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