Roohster
Distinguished Member
Good news!
The BBC have commissioned me to write an extra safe version, just in case.
I've only done it from the "problematical" verse, but I expect they'll ask me to do the rest once they see this beauty:
You poo-head, You willy
You old silly billy
Happy Christmas your bottom
Want more insults? I got 'em
The boys (and girls and gender-fluid persons) of the NYPD
Still singing a non-stereotypical yet traditional song about their heritage
And the bells are ringing out for whatever holiday you choose to (or not) celebrate at this time of year.
Good eh?
I'm still a bit worried about "poo" and "willy" in the first bit, and of course the title will have to be changed to "A non specific magical creature tale of New York" so nobody gets upset.
The BBC have commissioned me to write an extra safe version, just in case.
I've only done it from the "problematical" verse, but I expect they'll ask me to do the rest once they see this beauty:
You poo-head, You willy
You old silly billy
Happy Christmas your bottom
Want more insults? I got 'em
The boys (and girls and gender-fluid persons) of the NYPD
Still singing a non-stereotypical yet traditional song about their heritage
And the bells are ringing out for whatever holiday you choose to (or not) celebrate at this time of year.
Good eh?
I'm still a bit worried about "poo" and "willy" in the first bit, and of course the title will have to be changed to "A non specific magical creature tale of New York" so nobody gets upset.