extra sausage on pizza?

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  1. shodan

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  2. braiden

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    I would have to say either some long term or temporary mental imbalance of some sort or an incident arising from drug use of some kind.

    Either way pretty horrific picture to imagine.
     
  3. Dwayne Dibley

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    ***!

    we live in a crazy old world... let's be thankful he only harmed himself....
     
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    love the final line of that report ' the man was described as being in a stable condition' :eek:

    yeah right - you chop off your dick and are stable?? - funny old world!!
     
  5. dc007

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    Perhaps when they say, 'stable condition', they mean 'stable' as in a racehorse that has been gelded ?!

    Physically stable he may be, mentally stable he most certainly isn't...
     
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    he'll never live it down - now known as Chopper!!!
     
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    he sounds like a right dick! :D
     
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    I like Zizzi, the Calzone's are very good. I can assure any potential customers that this kind of this hardly ever happens.
     
  9. PoochJD

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    Thank God nobody had placed an order for an extra large Meat Feast with dashings of hot-sauce! :eek: :rotfl:
     
  10. Jammyb

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    It's not Pizza Hut, the closest thing to that would be the Diavola and hot sauce is not an option*








    *This post was brought to you by the Campaign Against Cheesy Puns
     
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    threads merged Lisa ;)
     
  13. Mep

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    what was wrong with the first link? :)
     
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    my young friend didn't see the thread by Shodan :D
     
  15. Jammyb

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    I see he was Polish. He probably just wanted to pickle it. They'll pickle anything.
     
  16. shodan

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    Well his pole is a bit shorter now!!!!
     
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    Oh well, that explains it then he not mad after all.....:rotfl:
     
  18. Mep

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    :D
     
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    You say this kind of thing hardly ever happens, so something like this has happened in there before!? :confused: :laugh:
     
  20. Mep

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    I think that was the point of the joke Pale :)
     
  21. Paul_HDLover

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    Was it a six inch or 12 inch?




    Pizza that is.
     
  23. PoochJD

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    After the cutting incident, I should expect it was barely suitable as finger-food for the buffet...

    ... the pizza that is! :rotfl:


    Pooch
     

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