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Empire: Star Wars freebie

Discussion in 'Star Wars Movies Forum' started by Gary D, Sep 30, 2005.

  1. Gary D

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    i got my copy of empire through the post yesterday. it had a star wars mag in it that covers all 6 films and has loads of backgroud stuff in it - jokes interviews etc etc etc.

    i'm not sure if it will be with the regular mag you buy off the shelf but its well cool - and best of all its the right size to fit inside the boxset so you dont lose it :clap: :clap: :clap:


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    yeah gary i got mine too , might have to try out the drinking game this weekend .........
     
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    does it have the starwars double entendre stuff in it?

    You know the thing.

    "Look at the size of that thing"
    "pull out wedge, you cant do any more good back there!"

    there are loads of others :D
     
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    Next month has a free Ewok taped to the cover. [​IMG]
     
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    I know the they're only little critters but c'mon.........
     
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    Just in case anyone was wondering, these are the quotes I was on about.



    Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars (A New Hope)"

    "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
    "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
    "Look at the size of that thing!"
    "Sorry about the mess..."
    "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    "You've got something jammed in here real good."
    "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
    "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

    Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"


    "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
    "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
    "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
    "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
    "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
    "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
    "Control, control! You must learn control!"
    "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
    "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

    Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Return of the Jedi"

    "Rise, my friend."
    "Open the back door!"
    "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
    "It's just a dead animal..."
    "Not bad for a little furball."
    "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
    "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
    "Keep on that one, I'll take these two"
    "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
    "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."
     
  7. Gary D

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    Dave - you should star in carry on films!!

    as for the freebie its in ALL copies of Empire!


    Gary
     
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    Theres going to be lots of ewoks running around next month. [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Nice post dave :smashin:
     

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