Dwarf Police

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by rods&cones, Jul 4, 2005.

  1. rods&cones

    rods&cones
    Standard Member

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2004
    Messages:
    12
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    1
    Ratings:
    +0
    I've suspected for some time now that the british police
    FORCE have become so besotted by PC nonsense
    that they are becoming a total joke. But to now want to recruit DWARFS as serving coppers, just beggers belief
    in the stupid scale it must be the tops. Until that idiot
    Ian Blair comes up with something equally pathectic. any suggestions of what a dwarf copper can do that a normal sized policeman can't !!
     
  2. SILVERBACK

    SILVERBACK
    Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2001
    Messages:
    3,836
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    71
    Location:
    birkenhead
    Ratings:
    +74
    source ?
     
  3. CooperUK

    CooperUK
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,213
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    86
    Location:
    Hampshire
    Ratings:
    +304
    limbo :devil:
     
  4. seany

    seany
    Banned

    Joined:
    May 1, 2003
    Messages:
    2,997
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    61
    Location:
    Manchester city
    Ratings:
    +1
    Vertically challenged if you don't mind
     
  5. hornydragon

    hornydragon
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2001
    Messages:
    28,346
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    136
    Location:
    Somewhere near the M4 most of the time......
    Ratings:
    +1,218
    get tossed?
     
  6. CooperUK

    CooperUK
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,213
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    86
    Location:
    Hampshire
    Ratings:
    +304
    Go undercover in 'The Shire'.
     
  7. seany

    seany
    Banned

    Joined:
    May 1, 2003
    Messages:
    2,997
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    61
    Location:
    Manchester city
    Ratings:
    +1
    Being able to keep a low profile at demo's and marches
     
  8. Mep

    Mep
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2004
    Messages:
    9,673
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    106
    Location:
    Surrey
    Ratings:
    +477
    :D
     
  9. Mr.D

    Mr.D
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2000
    Messages:
    11,167
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    133
    Ratings:
    +1,209
    Put them in speed camera boxes with radar guns...much cheaper and more reliable.
     
  10. lovemunkey187

    lovemunkey187
    Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2004
    Messages:
    2,603
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    71
    Location:
    Notts/Sth. Yorks border
    Ratings:
    +29
    :eek: :) :D :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  11. fire boy

    fire boy
    Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2004
    Messages:
    285
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    21
    Location:
    London
    Ratings:
    +7
    It's all well and good to make fun of short people but don't make a hobbit of it ;)
     
  12. CooperUK

    CooperUK
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,213
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    86
    Location:
    Hampshire
    Ratings:
    +304
    Bodyguard detail for Tom Cruise. :devil:
     
  13. CooperUK

    CooperUK
    Well-known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,213
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    86
    Location:
    Hampshire
    Ratings:
    +304
    Otherwise the people from Elvensafety will come and get you (think about it). :devil:
     
  14. GrahamC

    GrahamC
    Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2001
    Messages:
    2,259
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    51
    Location:
    Morecambe, U.K.
    Ratings:
    +67
    All of you I've a stack of coats here, pick one. Bad, bad jokes. :nono: :D
     
  15. Dr Diversity

    Dr Diversity
    Guest

    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
    And there are plenty of t*ss**s in the police force
     
  16. GrahamC

    GrahamC
    Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2001
    Messages:
    2,259
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    51
    Location:
    Morecambe, U.K.
    Ratings:
    +67
    LOTR ref. :)
     
  17. Solomon Grundy

    Solomon Grundy
    Distinguished Member

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2004
    Messages:
    13,456
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    166
    Location:
    oop north.
    Ratings:
    +3,028
    I’m all in favour of having Dwarf Police. Not far away from me is a midget crack house…the cops can’t touch them, you know why? Small doors! Nobody is small enough to get in, not even a specially trained Alsation. So the scumbags just do as they please, selling drugs to the kids and racing around in their modified Suzuki Cappuccinos (proportionately it’s a Viper)! I am sick of it…the sooner they form a “vertically challengeed” task force, the sooner I will feel a lot safer riding my tricycle at night!
     
  18. ReggieDaMole

    ReggieDaMole
    Standard Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2004
    Messages:
    189
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    19
    Location:
    The fields of Anfield Road
    Ratings:
    +0
    SMALL wonder, there is LITTLE we can do about the SHORTage of dwarves coppers. There is a MINIscule chance they can make a TINY difference. :suicide:
     
  19. Dr Diversity

    Dr Diversity
    Guest

    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
    They could help out if you were short-changed in a shop
     
  20. Dr Diversity

    Dr Diversity
    Guest

    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
    This is not news, they already have a secret base at Scotland Foot
     
  21. rhoamish

    rhoamish
    Guest

    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
    I suppose they'd make good detectives: easier to keep their ear to the ground.

    Would they be given the rank of Impspector?
     
  22. ReggieDaMole

    ReggieDaMole
    Standard Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2004
    Messages:
    189
    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    19
    Location:
    The fields of Anfield Road
    Ratings:
    +0
    Man was in court for beastiality with dogs....

    the judge shook his head gravely and said "how low can you go......"



















    The defendant responded - "I've done a chihuahua....!"

    :lease:
     
  23. Dr Diversity

    Dr Diversity
    Guest

    Products Owned:
    0
    Products Wanted:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
    So much for the long arm of the law
     

Share This Page

Loading...
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice