Like many people, I take a train to and from work. Last nights journey was particularly difficult, as the carraige was very full and hot. I often use my laptop on the 30 minute journey, either listening to MP3's or watching DVD's, to kill the time. On this occassion I was watching "The complete Bod" region 2 on the Kult Kidz label,which benefits from having additional footage featuring "alberto Frog and his amazing animal band". I had headphones on so I was not disturbing my fellow commuters. I was also mindful not to hum along to the respective theme tunes of Frank the postman and Aunt Flo etc. Suddenly, I became aware that I was being scrutinised by people around me. I seemed to have drawn the attention of those sitting next to me and those standing. Why was this? Did my tie clash with my shirt? Had I broken wind without knowing? What was all the fuss about? Why was everyone staring? Some people.... tuh! PS. Anyone know what Derek Griffith is doing these days?