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Don't Have Time To Watch The Whole Movie? Try This...

Discussion in 'TV Show Forum' started by Mr.The.Spoon, Sep 12, 2003.

  1. Mr.The.Spoon

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    You know how sometimes, you want to watch a movie but don't have a couple of spare hours? Well now all you need is a few seconds to get everything from the movie!
    Ultra-condensed movies!
    http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

    For example:

    The Lion King
    Directed by Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff
    1994
    Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
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    Spoiler (I know it's an old movie but still).
    Scar
    You killed your father.
    Simba
    (runs away)
    Nala
    We need you.
    Simba
    (runs back)
    THE END
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Ok, so you need a certain sense of humour, but I don't care 'cause I like it :D
     
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    Is this the PDA-Friendly 'Directors Cut' of movies!?!?!?
     
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    Those 'movies a minute' are utter rubbish. The only slightly humerous one was the films of David Lynch.
    Ther rest I read are just not funny.
     
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    a lot easier just to go and see film trailers at the cinema - they just about show the whole films anyway (plot wise) :)
     
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    I've seen this with Books-a-min but this is just great!

    Shame for old sourpusses who feel their hobby is being ridiculed but, hey.
     
  6. Mr.The.Spoon

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    I like them because it pokes fun at how seriously some people take movies and shows how they can be summed up in just a few choice words :)
     
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    James Bond: shoots, roots & saves the world! :cool:
     
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    Hugh Grant films :D
     
  9. Howard0000

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    Die Hard:

    Alan Rickman:
    Har har har.

    Bruce Willis:
    Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt.


    (A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.)




    THE END


    :laugh: :laugh:
     

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