David Shayler.....The Messiah ?

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  1. Rich

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    Completely Looney Tunes. MI5 have been up to no good. At least he doesn't glow.
     
  3. Mr Incredible

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    Mental illness can play cruel tricks. I feel sorry for him.
     
  4. Rich

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    I've always wanted a reason to say that in conversation, it's one of the funniest lines in a film.
     
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    I will be praying for him. Or possibly to him if his claims turn out to be true :D
     
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    Is this for real???

    That's one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen :rotfl:
     
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    I think it's hilarious.

    Sounds like he's run out of cash and no one wants to employee him, so a books in the way.
     
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    I think he has been secretly fed madness inducing drugs by MI5 in an attempt to totally discredit him.

    At least they got something right.
     
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    "The RFID chip that's being floated is an electrical circuit that will again could

    interfere with the brain or with our DNA and stop us from ascending."


    Me thinks someone has been watching too much Stargate :rotfl:
     
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    I think he was trying to keep it quiet..............

    But he's not very good at keeping secrets.
     
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    Maybe he is.....anyone seen the "real" one.......:devil:
     
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    The irony is, that he has just as much credience and crediablity to be the messiah as anyone else alive or dead has every had.

    Poor, poor man.
     
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    As long as he stays the hell off my mulberry bushes he can do what he likes..
     
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    "...the Universe is changing shape in 2012..." **** we're doomed!
     
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    Another good reason not to waste all that money on hosting the Olympics then.
     
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    Who?
     
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    What I don't get is that wikipedia entry on his Messiah claim. "He's a very naughty boy" is rather tame isn't it? Who wrote it - a librarian?
     
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    So you've never watched "The Life of Brian"?

    'He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy' was voted the funniest line in a film.
     
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    He cannot be the messiah.

    I was here first.

    He must think the universe revolves around him.

    Rest assured that I have no particular plans for 2012. :rolleyes:
     
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    A while back I read that his "divine" powers were responsible for Boro staging comebacks in the quater-final and semi-final in the UEFA Cup, shame they didn't work for us in the final :( apparently he was drunk at the time! :rotfl:
     
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    He can't be the messiah......the real messiah would support Liverpool :clap:
     
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    Is he setting up a possible legal defence if the security services ever do get him to court in Britain?
     
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    A good old fashioned miracle would of done it for me.

    At least he wasn't wearing a shell suit.
     
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    That was hilarious, that dude is obviously off his rocker and he's British!?!? i would expect something like that from a yank not a former MI5 agent... jeeze they need to screen they're candidates better
     

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