O.K. when I was 15 my parents liked Des O'Connor, Engelbert Humperdink and Perry Como. To fight them we had punk. 2002 kids parents listen to rap, trance, garbage, house, techno, any dance it's basically just new disco, right. I mean exactly how cool do these guys look driving 'round town in their fat pipe Novas with A Guy Called Gerald frightening the old ladies outside the post office? C'mon guys... Wake up, chicks like rock 'n' roll like always, it's you know, more dangerous, hence cool. It's time to chuck out your chintz. Bring on loud guitars, say goodbye to mom's girly ice cream dance jingles... I wanna be teenage! Let's Rock !