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Critique my breakfast thread

rousetafarian

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First up.....an obvious omission being the lack of black pudding and the split fried egg from my last full English of 2017
 

Greg Hook

Moderator & Reviewer
No black pudding is a winner!

But, too many beans, needs another sausage and rasher of bacon.

Other than that, I will score it 5 out of 7.
 

ChrisNic

Active Member
I’ll be over in 5, keep mine warm.
 

hyperfish

Distinguished Member
Hash browns, home fries or any other potato product that the Americans need to get through to lunch, have no place on an "English Breakfast" plate. Scrape it off and replace with black pudding and I'll forgive the busted egg.
;)
 

Trollslayer

Distinguished Member
Seriously - black pudding is high in protein, rich in iron and low in fat (typically 5%).
It really is a health food, used a bit olive oil spray if you want to keep it lean.
 

Sebastalona

Member
Bacon - Extra rasher
Sausage - Replace with Lorne
Beans - Too much
Egg - Extra fried

Lose the mushrooms
Lose the hash browns

Replace with a slice of black pudding, haggis, tomato and a tattie scone!
 

McVicar

Distinguished Member
Second up...

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Right. I don't eat eggs so that's not the breakfast's fault. However there was not only no option of black pudding but no option of bleeding beans either. Or anything else for that matter.
 

Sonic67

Distinguished Member
No fried bread. No mug.
 

rousetafarian

Moderator
Second up...

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Right. I don't eat eggs so that's not the breakfast's fault. However there was not only no option of black pudding but no option of bleeding beans either. Or anything else for that matter.
Good God man this pic needs a spoiler tag
 

rousetafarian

Moderator
Too many beans... needs some tomatoes... bigger cup of coffee.

Wine prices are reasonable.
I detest grilled tomatoes, so subbed them for an extra hash brown.
 

aVdub

Distinguished Member
Second up...

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Right. I don't eat eggs so that's not the breakfast's fault. However there was not only no option of black pudding but no option of bleeding beans either. Or anything else for that matter.

That's dryer than the Atacama desert.

I would remove the tom decoration and either replace with tin toms or small sweet toms.
Add small amount of beans
Take mushrooms off and replace with black pudding
Sausages look like squirters and need replacing with chipolatas and tbh it looks about right size for a starter :p
 

McVicar

Distinguished Member
That's dryer than the Atacama desert.

I would remove the tom decoration and either replace with tin toms or small sweet toms.
Add small amount of beans
Take mushrooms off and replace with black pudding
Sausages look like squirters and need replacing with chipolatas and tbh it looks about right size for a starter :p
Excellent, well-rounded critique.

Extra points for the Atacama ;):p
 

Sonic67

Distinguished Member
My first thought was regarding, one sausage and one piece of bacon. It's like an army breakfast.
 

rousetafarian

Moderator
No self respecting English breakfast has a ramekin, surely and numbers 2 and 3 have extra salad
 

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