Good morning gentleman,
An eventful night it appears that semi-final 2 could not go ahead due to no shows and technical difficulties. However, Semi final 1 did take place with the following players progressing to the prestigious final and so I have had to re-evaluate the odds and provide insight into the players personal lives.
KINGROBTHEFIRST 4:1
- Outstanding performance in the Semi's, but is this a one off?. KINGROBTHEFIRST has had a privileged royal upbringing as one expects from the secret love child of Charles and Camilla with his father's sporting ability and mothers looks this Royal could go far not just in this competition but in life.
DudeRanch 3:1
- Another solid performance, could the BFaM'er cause an upset. DudeRanch has had a troubled upbringing originally from the surf city of L.A. he quickly tired of the city way of life and moved to Texas and bought a ranch. However, the locals were unhappy with his relaxed attitude towards running a ranch and interspecies relationships and so Dude moved to England where he found friendship with the hoodie gang BFaM who shared his views on certain relationship issues.
TaNeR_08 - 4:1
- A trademark performance in the Semi's. TaNeR was born albino and has faced constent struggles throughout life. His worst moment came when his long lost brother 'Darnell' became famous in Big Brother and TaNeR then became embroiled in his addiction to Soltan Self Tan Lotion in order to distance himself from his brother's new found fame. Will winning this tournament be enough to finally make him go cold turkey and kick this horrible addiction?
HubbaBubbaUK - 4:1
- A good performance by the Domination specialist. HubbaBubba christened Wriggle had a hard childhood son of a school dinner lady who had an one night stand with a travelling chewing gum sales man. Wriggle spent his childhood blowing bubbles and went on to become the UK's leading chewing gum expert in between competitions Wriggle travels to chewing gum expeditions looking for his long lost father.
Genie1 - 3:1
- Struggled in the Semi's and found himself lucky to qualify is this a subconcious reaction to leaving AVFA for pastures new? Genie has grown up surrounded by panto, the son of a journeyman actor who played Alladdin and mother who sold the popcorn at Sutton's Grand Theatre he spent his childhood in the dressing rooms playing playstation games and spying on the ugly sisters when they were changing.
I would just like to thank the participants who didn't qualify for the final well done gentleman and thank you for taking part.
The final should take place next week after some technical issues are resolved I still expect to see Insomnia lift the title.
Regards
Burt Baxter
Chairman, Infinity Ward