centipede

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  1. raigraphixs

    raigraphixs
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    This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the
    pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion,
    he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.

    He took the box back home, found a good location for the box & decided he
    would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink.

    He asked the centipede in the box, Would you like to go down The Queen's
    Head with me and have a beer? But there was no answer from his new pet.
    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

    How about going to the pub for a drink?" But again, there was no answer from his
    new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
    He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's
    house and shouting, Hey, you in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"






    A little voice came out of the box:...........














    (WAIT FOR IT)...........











    "I heard you the first time!, I'm putting my ****ing shoes on!!!!




    :D

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  2. Setenza

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    You mad fool :rotfl:
     

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