A friend was telling me today in work about an incident that happened him and a drinking mate on Friday night last. They were in a pub, of course, and they were chatting to two girls. His buddy says to one of the girls "I bet you 10p I can make your breasts move without touching them" (yes that old one). She says "ok then, do it" at which point, well you know what happens next. He then says "you win, here's your 10p". End of story? Not yet. You see, her mate then goes "hold on a minute, try that on me". So yer man goes through exactly the same routine with the other girl. Then she goes "I still don't get it". The two blokes walked away leaving her with a very bewildered look on her face. Now is that thick or what?