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Can anyone be this thick?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by michaelm, Jun 22, 2005.

  1. michaelm

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    A friend was telling me today in work about an incident that happened him and a drinking mate on Friday night last. They were in a pub, of course, and they were chatting to two girls. His buddy says to one of the girls "I bet you 10p I can make your breasts move without touching them" (yes that old one). She says "ok then, do it" at which point, well you know what happens next. He then says "you win, here's your 10p". End of story? Not yet.

    You see, her mate then goes "hold on a minute, try that on me". So yer man goes through exactly the same routine with the other girl. Then she goes "I still don't get it". The two blokes walked away leaving her with a very bewildered look on her face.

    Now is that thick or what?
     
  2. alancolledge

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    What that your mates walked away from the birds, which allowed them to fondle their breasts, without inviting them back for coffee! :D
     
  3. Garrett

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    No she fancied here breast fondled and got paid 10p for it.
     
  4. mjn

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    Expensive.....
     
  5. dubledene

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    got their addresses????
     
  6. HMHB

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    I wonder what I'd get for 20p ? :D
     
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    You need to explain this one to me, I am obviously too young!
     
  8. mason

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    Me too!!
     
  9. Garrett

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    I'm down £5 been trying to do it with the girls in the office all morning, but I end up touching them every time. :D
     
  10. stealther

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    Now I ve finally got it I am laughing my ass off
     
  11. HMHB

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    This thread got me thinking about times when I've received a slap across the face, my best one being:-
    Myself and a mate were chatting 2 posh girls up (they are very rare in Mansfield) many years ago and it was soon obvious we were getting nowhere. One of the girls mentioned that they were a little tiddly as they'd had a bottle of wine between them before they came out tonight. I couldn't resist saying "which one of you had the thick end then?" It took a couple of seconds to realise why people were laughing and then I received a really good slap - well worth it though :D
     
  12. overkill

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    :rotfl: Some of the posh girls in my old stomping ground (there were/are lots of them there) would have invited us back to watch a replay.............. ;)
     
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    I really do need to know what you guys are up to - honestly, it's news to me!
     
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    It's an excuse to feel their tits, point being it's worthwhile losing the bet for a fumble.
     
  15. alancolledge

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    'Ay! Dirty Boy' :devil:
     
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    Surely 99% of girls would smack you and storm off if you tried that though?!
     
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    depends how dumb/****** they are.....
     

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