Since a few people have started already getting their copies thought I'd start this thread in order to keep any possible spoilers limited to just here
Since this thread will be quiet until people get the game how about some jokes.
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."
I'll get my coat.
how about this one....
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy". Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face."*****" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and Dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door And some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door And shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto The side walk. He falls flat on his face. "I'm fockin' focked,"he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes A look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs To his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step Into the room and falls flat on his face.He says "Fock it" and falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?". Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' ******. But how'd you know?" "Mick called. You left your wheel chair at the pub.