Joe90sDad
Ex Member
Daerve said:In between what.
I sit down read, read the paper, wipe my jacksy then wash my hands. There's no touching anything with "nasty" hands.
If you've just read The Sun you can even save on toilet paper.
Daerve said:In between what.
I sit down read, read the paper, wipe my jacksy then wash my hands. There's no touching anything with "nasty" hands.
la gran siete said:This thread is becoming increasingly infantile
Mr.D said:I've got two kids too...still doesn't make me long for lingering in the bathroom.
Is it in fact a mastubatory thing? Is "having a quiet read of the paper" a euphemism for making love to yourself in a digital fashion.
Are all you "toilet lingerers" in fact just a bunch of "self fiddlers"?
My dad used to spend a lot of time in the bog , we thought he'd bust his colon ...then we found his secret Razzle stash after he'd snuffed it.
Makes you wonder what Elvis was up to ?
Mrs AutomanUK said:erm... doesn't everybody ? [..]!!
Daerve said:[...] As for Elvis, my bro is a paramedic and he reckons you'd be amazed at the amount of people that die whilst doing a number 2. It's the straining that does it, it makes your blood pressure rise and breaks things.
marts62 said:And you can get fissures!
Daerve said:How very dare you.
To be honest I just don't know how people can manage to pleasure themselves whilst on the toilet. It just doesn't go together IMHO.
Mr.D said:Ah you've never heard of "blumphy" then?
Invented by Alice Cooper with the assistance of a groupy. An altogether unsavory experience I imagine.
Mrs AutomanUK said:I think this would be open to abuse by the slightly deranged element of society who might spend the whole day on the thing getting squirted and blow dried because it 'feels nice' !!! MP3 player in a bidet ?.... what's that all about ?!!!! what songs could it play... how about close to you, or U can't touch this....