Best one liner from a movie again !!

The Man With Two Brains -

"I couldn't fudge a gorilla!" - Steve Martin (when he was still funny)
 
Woody Allen in Manhattan (whilst in a taxi speaking to Diane Keaton's character after their first date)

"You're so beautiful, I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter"

There's got to be loads from Dr Strangelove but I haven't seen it recently.

Martin
 
Killer line has to be:

One B****** comes out...one b****** goes in.
 
The Princess Bride is chock full of splendid one-liners.



"Life is hard, princess! Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."



Inigo: "I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"

Man in Black: "Do you always begin conversations this way? "



"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"



Miracle Max: "He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him. "

Inigo: "He's dead. He can't talk. "

Miracle Max: "Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do."

Inigo: "What's that? "

Miracle Max: "Go through his clothes and look for loose change."



And the classic:

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'; but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!'
 
Or how about:

"Shut that c**ts mouth or I'll come over there and f**kstart her head!"

Just one in a long line of classics from The Way Of The Gun
 
Just a few from the big lewboski

Look, let me explain something.
I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr.
Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's
what you call me. That, or Duder.
His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if,
you know, you're not into the whole
brevity thing--

and this
Let me tell you something, bendeco.
You pull any your crazy **** with
us, you flash a piece out on the
lanes, I'll take it away from you
and stick it up your ass and pull
the ****ing trigger til it goes
"click".
 
One from scarface
try sticking your head up
your arse and see if it fits
 
Which reminds me...

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle"

The Warriors
 
How about some Keith Allan from comic strips now they are finally all on dvd

The Yob

Does he get yer moist?????

Your gonna get your fookin head kicked in

Your going home in a fookin ambulance

From a fistful of travellers cheques

You want soft toilet paper you go to hotel gay boy!!!!!

You not set fire to the beds & you not flush guns down the lavatory...... Is everybody happy?????

You be at my hotel in 30 minutes you english peeg!!!!!

Classic stuff!!!!


Regards

Gary
 
GREAT STUFF! Hopefully DVD should be delivered today.
 
I'm of a mind to make some moogey...
Phone Book.

The Joker in Batman
 
Has anyone noticed that most of these one liners having swearing in them? - tut! tut!

Predator2 - "But you know what I think? s**t happens!"

:oops:
 
An old put down now.
First heard by me in The Last Grenade. Said by John Thaw when asked by sleazy mercenary if he would join him :-
" I wouldn't cross the road to p*ss on you if you were on fire "
 
"I can smell a lie like a fart in a car."
 
Woody Allen - can't remember what film (possibly Sleeper), after making love to a beautiful girl, and being complimented on being "the world's greatest lover"...

"Why thank you - I practice a lot when I'm on my own." :rotfl:
 
Battle said:
"I can smell a lie like a fart in a car."


LOL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

What movie is that from?
 
My Favourite Year - Peter O'Toole

Can't remember it word for word but it goes something like this...

Woman to Peter O'Toole as she finds him relieving himself in the women's toilet -


Woman - "This is for ladies!"

O'Toole - "So is this Madame, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it".

:D :D :D
 
Razor said:
LOL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

What movie is that from?

Its from Pump up the Volume with Christian Slater -

Another classic quote from this brilliant movie is

"Ill be looking out at you, naked, wearing only a cock ring"
 
some of my favourite quotes...

From the Trancers series

Prospero : Killing isn't always the answer.
Jack Deth : No, but it's usually a pretty good guess.

quotes from Kuffs

What can they possibly see in a man who dresses that badly???

Why are we doing so much running? Aren't we all going to be in cars?

Quotes from assault on precinct 13 (the real one)


Detective, you run this precinct like chicken night in Turkey.

In the meantime, I got this plan. It's called "Save *ss". And the way it works is this - I slip outta one of these windows and I run like a b*st*rd!

He just slipped right out of the chair.
Yeah, I don't sit in chairs as well as I used to.
 
dc007 said:
Jess Ventura as Blain in 'Predator'... "Ain't got time to bleed..."

I'll 2nd that one. Along with the Joker in Batman -

'Never rub another man's rhubarb'

:rotfl: :rotfl:
 
People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch
 

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