Discussion in 'Movie Forum' started by jimcarney, Jul 8, 2005.
Heres mine Linda Lovelace to client in Deep Throat " Do you mind if I smoke while your eating "
"I'll be back", it doesn't get more legendary than that!
"They Drew First Blood"
"You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"
"Follow the Yellow Brick Road"
"Quick Robin; hand me down the shark repellent bat-spray!"
mmm... toss up between:
"Lick my lovepump" - SPINAL TAP
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" - BATMAN (1966)
"Mtr blanket, my blanket...give me my blue blanket!!!" - THE PRODUCERS
"Keep your eyes peeled and your assholes puckered gentlemen"
Gold star for the first person to name the film.
Hmmm...someone pass my ERASER...I seem to have made a mistake
One liners? Must have some Woody Allen then...
My brain? It's my second favorite organ.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Mae West had a few good ones. As well as the legendary 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?' wasn't she credited with 'A hard man is good to find'?
"In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig.... You dig."
Good, The Bad and The Ugly
'What knockers' Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein. In fact there are loads of one liners in this classic movie
I'll 2nd you on that great line
My favourite is Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School"
"I don't get physical, I just get upset and when I get upset HE gets physical!!"
queue an angry Burt Young
'Dont make me angry, you wont like me when I am angry'
Then you'll also like....
"Get three coffins ready......
my mistake make it four"
Fistfull of Dollars
"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
Yep classic lines them Kevo
"see my mule dont like you laughing,gets the strange idea that your laughing at him
now when you apologise to my mule,like i know your going to....."
also my personal fav-
"back grass!....i said get back sh*thead"
"no dolly-mixtures in here poofter"
and any line from enter the dragon.
wesley snipes in demolition man has a few good ones....
"mmmm smells like biscuits and gravy"
Can I have one from a TV show? G'Kar in Babylon 5: "My eye offended him."
all time best IMO
Full metal jacket
"Hey, I like you. You can come home and fudge my sister"
"I say we grease the rat **** son of a b****"..."No offense.."
Sucky sucky $5 dollar, me love you long time....
How about from The Breakfast Club
'Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe????'
The Marines are looking for a few good men. Unfortunately you ain't it
Another beaut from Clint (Heartbreak Ridge)
could off picked about 50 from blazin saddles
Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
[Dr. Sam Johnson (with laurel wreath in hand) greets Bart (the new sheriff), reading from a piece of paper, not realizing that Bart is black]
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new
[finally looks up]
Howard Johnson: ... ni**er.
Have to agree Full metal jacket has some of the best.
"Are you a peter puffer?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"I don't understand what you are asking sir!"-Private
"Do you suck d*ck?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"Bull sh*t! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"Where are you from Private?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"Holy sh*t! Only steers and queers come from Texas and you aren't a steer so that narrows it down doesn't it!"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"I am going rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic peices of amphibian sh*t!"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"What's your name?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"I forget what he says here"-Private"
"Bul sh*t! From now on your Private Snowball. Do you like that name?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun."-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"I bet your the kind of guy that would f*** a guy in the ass and not have the common curtiousy to give him a reach around."-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
So many freaking hilarious quotes in this movie, I could go on for days.
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMB NUTS?"
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