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Best one liner from a movie again !!

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  1. jimcarney

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    Heres mine Linda Lovelace to client in Deep Throat " Do you mind if I smoke while your eating "
     
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    "I'll be back", it doesn't get more legendary than that! :)
     
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    "They Drew First Blood" :D :D
     
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    "You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat" :eek: :eek:
     
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    "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    see below
     
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    mmm... toss up between:

    "Lick my lovepump" - SPINAL TAP
    "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" - BATMAN (1966)
    "Mtr blanket, my blanket...give me my blue blanket!!!" - THE PRODUCERS
     
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    "Keep your eyes peeled and your assholes puckered gentlemen"

    Gold star for the first person to name the film.
     
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    Hmmm...someone pass my ERASER...I seem to have made a mistake
     
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    One liners? Must have some Woody Allen then...

    My brain? It's my second favorite organ.

    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

    etc etc...
     
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    Mae West had a few good ones. As well as the legendary 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?' wasn't she credited with 'A hard man is good to find'?
     
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    "In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig.... You dig."

    Clint Eastwood
    Good, The Bad and The Ugly
     
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    'What knockers' Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein. In fact there are loads of one liners in this classic movie :)
     
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    I'll 2nd you on that great line :clap: :clap:
     
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    My favourite is Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School"

    "I don't get physical, I just get upset and when I get upset HE gets physical!!"

    queue an angry Burt Young
     
  17. Razor

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    The Hulk

    'Dont make me angry, you wont like me when I am angry' :D
     
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    Then you'll also like....

    "Get three coffins ready......
    my mistake make it four"

    Fistfull of Dollars

    or

    "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
    Dirty Harry
     
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    Yep classic lines them Kevo :thumbsup:
     
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    Brilliant :thumbsup: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    "see my mule dont like you laughing,gets the strange idea that your laughing at him
    now when you apologise to my mule,like i know your going to....."

    clint classic....

    also my personal fav-

    "back grass!....i said get back sh*thead"
    "no dolly-mixtures in here poofter"

    and any line from enter the dragon.

    wesley snipes in demolition man has a few good ones....

    "mmmm smells like biscuits and gravy"
     
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    Can I have one from a TV show? G'Kar in Babylon 5: "My eye offended him."
     
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    all time best IMO

    Full metal jacket

    "Hey, I like you. You can come home and fudge my sister"

    BRILLIANT!!!!!!! :clap: :clap:
     
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    "I say we grease the rat **** son of a b****"..."No offense.."
     
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    Sucky sucky $5 dollar, me love you long time.... :)
     
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    Hi

    How about from The Breakfast Club

    'Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe????'

    Awsome

    Regards

    Gary
     
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    The Marines are looking for a few good men. Unfortunately you ain't it

    Another beaut from Clint (Heartbreak Ridge)
     
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    could off picked about 50 from blazin saddles

    Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
    [Bart reaches for his gun]
    Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
    Bart: Why not?
    Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

    [Dr. Sam Johnson (with laurel wreath in hand) greets Bart (the new sheriff), reading from a piece of paper, not realizing that Bart is black]
    Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new
    [finally looks up]
    Howard Johnson: ... ni**er.
     
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    Have to agree Full metal jacket has some of the best.

    "Are you a peter puffer?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
    "I don't understand what you are asking sir!"-Private
    "Do you suck d*ck?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
    "No Sir!"-Private
    "Bull sh*t! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

    "Where are you from Private?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
    "Texas sir!"-Private
    "Holy sh*t! Only steers and queers come from Texas and you aren't a steer so that narrows it down doesn't it!"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

    "I am going rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

    "You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic peices of amphibian sh*t!"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

    "What's your name?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
    "I forget what he says here"-Private"
    "Bul sh*t! From now on your Private Snowball. Do you like that name?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

    "This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun."-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

    "I bet your the kind of guy that would f*** a guy in the ass and not have the common curtiousy to give him a reach around."-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

    So many freaking hilarious quotes in this movie, I could go on for days.
     
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    "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMB NUTS?"
     

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