Become Invisible...ROFL

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  1. mjn

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    I've been trying to go invisible for ages. One day I'll get it
     
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    Add Alex Chiu's Immortality Device and your a super hero.

    Or you could just sample his Gorgeouspil. And I quote "This pill, invented by Alex Chiu, is so powerful that it makes a person more and more gorgeous everyday.", sweet.
     
  4. Greg Hook

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    What the hell? Why has this guy got positive feedback?

    Although I quite fancy a cloak of invisibility. :rotfl::rotfl:
     
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    :rotfl:

    Some of the feedback is superb:

    :thumbsup:

    Cheers
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  6. mjn

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    "Ron Jeffeory wrote on March 30th, 2005:

    I was skeptical at first, but when my pair of rings arrived, I gave them to my father for his 60th birthday present. He was quite overweight, and has a bad case of Alzheimer's disease. I mean, he couldn't even remember what my name was, or that I was his son!

    That is, until he put on these immortality rings. He has used them for 2 years now. I'm in my early 30s, and now my father looks younger than me. His memory has also improved to the point where he can remember the shopping list and even the price.
    He recognises me as his son. We are much happier now."

    ROFL :rotfl:
     
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    Man I love eBay. Never used it, but it gives me some great laughs! :rotfl:
     
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    My favourite...

    The Wizard's Book of Animal Secrets
    Amazing animal secrets! Have you ever wished that you could control & command wild animals? Here are the secret methods used to rule & command birds, insects, mammals & reptiles... even fish found in lakes & streams!
    This compilation vividly illustrates how to control animals for your whim & pleasure.

    These secrets have been guarded for generations against disclosure to the public.

    Here's just a sample of what you get:

    How to command flocks of birds wherever you go
    Controlling snakes, bees, gnats, houseflies
    Teaching your dog to walk & dance on stilts
    Commanding your cat to use the bathroom toilet
    Quickly tame wild horses when others have failed
    The quiet world of frogs & toads
    Keeping a squirrel in your pocket
    Bringing dead creatures BACK TO LIFE!
    Much more!
     
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    Oddly, sticking tarantulas down the front of women's underpants has never worked for me. Go figure.:confused:
     
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    Brilliant.....that's hilarious, I'm dying to know what it is.
    He offers a refund policy of Merchandise Credit.....what the heck else are you going to use the refund for, that's all he sells?

    One of the feedback he left for someone else.....................


    WARNING: Doesn't read or ask seller questions. Be careful! Go slow!

    WARNING! Buyer: 13tarascio ( 32) Sep-10-07 00:15

    Reply by 13tarascio (Sep-10-07 11:42):
    Sent me a guide on using my imagination, wanted me to pretend I was invisible :rotfl:
     
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  13. Rich

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    I was thinking it was like the David blaine levitation trick, but after watching the ropey old tramp on the brush, I'm not sure.

    We're laughing at these sellers, I bet they're making a fortune off these auctions.
     
  14. partyweb

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    It's been going on for years before ebay came along. As a child I was forever going into magic shops and watching the salesman demo a trick and think how did he do it. It would bug me so much that I'd have to buy the trick. Only to get home and kick myself with how it was done and that I'd not really bought anything or I've bought a prop I'd either got lying around at home or, worse, I'd bought the trick prop but he'd used it in a different way for another effect. :rolleyes:

    At the end of the day, with magic tricks, you're paying your money to find out HOW something is done. If you don't want to know how it's done don't buy the trick and stay amazed at it. The problem with people today (thanks to programs like 'Greatest Magic Secrets Revealed' etc.) is that no-one wants to be just entertained anymore, they HAVE to know HOW it's done. The problem is that when you find out it kinda spoils the magic. In the movie world it's a bit like watching something like The Sixth Sense the second time around. The effect is not the same. :lesson:

    Anyway, as for that magic sale on ebay, if the technique used is good enough to perform it to a live audience in a similar setting then $4.99 is a bargain price for buying the SECRET. The question is though, does he have the right to sell it as with a lot of magic the SECRET is copyrighted and generally can't be sold on without the originator's permission. :nono:

    As for the 'invisibility' SECRET, well we all played this trick on one poor kid at school at some point, by pretending they were invisible and just ignoring them for the whole day. :devil:
     
  15. williemaykit

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    Just atagonise/alienate your friends and family. That should make you invisible pretty quick :rotfl:

    Thanks for the listings guys. This had me in tears.
     
  16. partyweb

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    [​IMG] Hey, who said that?????





    :D
     
  17. Rich

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    This is for anyone who doesn't know how David Blaine does his tricks........there's no explanation of how to stay in a box for days and look like a @*%$
     

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    Looking at that offer I can fully understand why you would like to be invisible but why would taming a housefly or keeping a squirrel in your pocket have any practical use?
     
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    Putting my very seriouse hat on hear.

    Many years ago before world war two. A chap my dad met said as a boy went to a fun fair. The attraction was exactly what this threads about. there was a stage there was this big sign saying i will make you invisible. This guy and his mates laughed there socks of. One of them got up. The chap my dad was talking to. He went on stage he heard a sound of a motorised engine revving very loudly, everyone looked at him in a gasp. He was waving at his friends thinking how stupid this all was. When he come of stage people asked him where he went. He said i was up there waving at you all pulling silly faces. As a kid might. He said people asked him where he went how did he do it.

    Apparently he was made invisible!! lots of other people witnessed it and went up on stage and did the same.

    The bottom line this act was never seen again. Now was it because it was breach of offical secrets we will never no'
    This gentleman is still very much alive 93 and remember it very well. He sited it as a complete mystery and surrounded in secrecy as the back pack rocket in the James Bond films.



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    probably a mirror/glass trick similar to hudini. have you ever noticed how if you ever try to look outside at night when you have your lights on that you cant? yet if your outside you can see in clear as day. same principal, the stage is lit in a way that the person is behind the glass so appears invisible to anything the other side
     

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