Battlefield 3 - Moments of Epic Fails

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  1. dazpazz

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    Hi guys

    As I've been bed ridden for the past 24hrs, it has given me the opportunity to reflect on a few of the 'Moments of Epic Fails'.

    1.. Pebb managing to ditch a littlebird off the carrier on Canals, killing us even before the game started. Probably one of the darkest moments in 'Howling Mad Dog' Pebb's distinguished flying career!!

    2.. Again at the start of a round, I think this time it was a Conquest round on Kharg Island. Me in a jet and Mr TerryTibbs in the attack helicopter somehow managing to collide during take off :suicide: you can imagine the rage..

    Feel free to add your own 'Moments of Epic Fail' below or even better post the video if you were recording at the time :)
     
  2. d0ct0r46

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    Richie rage trading bf3
     
  3. Dave Bagpuss

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    Daz being crippled after slipping on a rogue Dunkable while playing BF3

    Other than that, I know of none. I only deal in epic winz
     
  4. richp007

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    Behave Doc!

    That's not a moment of Epic fail!!! That is a moment of Epic Winzzzzzzzzzzz!!! :thumbsup:

    And sod this BF3 only cack!

    Tibbs has a classic moment of epic fail. On Port Valdez where he thought he had my tags, but alas it was Lee's. As he was raging I swiftly relinquished him of his, and thus was coined the term Tag Slag. Cos I think it was the 2nd time in 5 mins I had em! :D

    My only ever moment of epic fail :D was on a jungle cruise on Cao Son. Thinking I could run Al over in my boat I managed to get it stuck down the little channel between the 1st and 2nd M-coms. I found a way I could push it out, only for some scumbag *cough* Tones *cough* to take my tags and steal the boat!!
     
  5. Dave Bagpuss

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    Blatant lies! I'd say the fact you never reached 50 is the fail to end all fails!

    EDIT: Wrong. The fail to end all fails was actually performed by the FOZ boys ;)
     
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    Balls! Everyone knows 42 was the new 50 on BC2 :D

    As for the Foz boys I miss them. And Monkey too. It's people like that that make a game :laugh:

    Plus I have never before or since seen someone quit out, remove their clan tag, then rejoin a game again. Just to avoid being holy humiliated! :rotfl:
     
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    That`ll learn ya Richie Rich. :rotfl:
     
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    When my vehicle's in need of a quick repair, I've been known to jump out, spin, press left on the D-pad (instead of right!) & pull the trigger - all in one fluid motion... Bearing in mind I often had the RPG/SMAW equipped & my vehicle was often on its last legs anyway, it didn't end up going quite as planned :suicide:

    I get around the problem by equipping the javelin now :D
     
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    I did that on BC2 in a hardcore game. Jumped out to repair a LAV and equipped the RPG by mistake. Managed to kill my entire squad, including myself. :facepalm:
     
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    Mine would have to be on Caspian Border at Flag B. An enemy tank rolled in and I leapt out of the bush I was (bravely) hiding in and snuck up on it from the rear. As I was approaching I started chucking the C4, but it started driving off. I thought I'd got a couple on it, but in fact I was reliably informed (by Nose after the fact) that none had stuck and I was standing in a ring of C4 when I pulled the trigger. All that was left of me was a smoking pair of boots! :facepalm:
     
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    Bloody annoying when that happens, the c4 shows to have stuck on the tank when it's in fact lying at your feet waiting to be blown :mad:
     

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