Gyms, nursing homes... Who cares? It's Friday................
A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say
“Supersex.”
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him.
She said, “Supersex.”
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, “I'll take the soup.”
And it gets worse...........................................
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The traffic light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 'I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.'
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the traffic light was red.
Again, they went right through! The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting very, very nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the traffic light was again on red and yet again, they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, “Sallie, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us both!”
Sallie turned to her and said, “Oh, ****! Am I driving?"