HeadBanger
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
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In Antigua and Barbuda, a steak pie is $2.69
In Aruba, a steak pie is $2.39
In the Bahamas a steak pie is $2.99
In Cayman a steak pie is $2.39
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I'm creased laughing.Anybody else been watching the Origami Channel recently? I know it’s paper view but it’s well worth the money
fixed.Eggs = dairy?
Eggs = dairy?
I remember when I went with two Thai girls and thought I'd won the lottery."It's a boy!" I shouted tears rolling down my face "I don't believe it. A boy!"
It's at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.
yoghurt to hand it to him it was a good effort.It was a paltry joke with this mistake
I kept it short as Football was onI prefer the version where Watson actually deduces things
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"
"Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent."