Another current scam to be aware of....


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With other threads on scams being posted on here, I thought I should mention another one doing the rounds at the moment.

How it works is – you have done your shopping (usually in a Tesco superstore, but I have heard of Sainsbury’s being targeted as well) and you are approached by 2 very attractive young ladies offering to valet your car for £5. If you agree they then proceed to remove their outer clothing to leave themselves in very skimpy bikinis, soap up your car and then proceed to clean it using their bodies as sponges. At this point, one “accidentally” loses her top and whilst you are helping her back on with it, the other steals your wallet.

Now personally I think this is a despicable scam, and I speak from personal experience as I was caught out by it on Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and twice yesterday. I went this morning as well but they weren’t there…………..

Dwayne Dibley

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brilliant ..... put a smile on my face for today! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Greg Hook

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May not be the newest joke for some but I hadn't heard it. Nice one! :thumbsup: :rotfl:


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Nice one :D

You could say suckered again, and again, and..........


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This "scam" was posted by several other AVForum members about 6 months ago! A good one, and very funny, but you aren't the first to post this on her. :(



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An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

The cowboy replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was.

She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, work, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm probably a lesbian.";)

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