Amusing newspaper headlines


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My dad's company got in the local paper recently, with a story about the launch of a new competition they're running called the Ultimate Alarm Project. The project's based around people coming up with crazy ideas for burglar alarms - so we kicked it off with the VuVutech 5000 (an alarm made of x5 vuvuzellas connected to x5 airhorns, designed to release sonic hell!).

The headline for the story in the York Evening Press was "HORN SUPREMACY" - a genius nod to everyone's favourite Matt Damon schlock buster, which made me laugh (though my dad didn't get the reference) ;)

Anyone else come across any other corkers recently????

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