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when ordering adult dvd`s from future ent.do they actually tell you what are in the packages?:blush: don`t want the postman nicking me dvd`s :)
 
The always put a label like this on them.
PORN INSIDE PORN INSIDE ;)

Really it just has a your name and address on it as future ent re-post from within the uk I believe.
 
The other question would be is it quality porn that they sell or the usual laughable cut/censored cack that the UK usually has ;)
Asking for a mate honest :D, not that he needs more with the rediculous amount he has downloaded already on his new ADSL connection.
 
If it's coming from the US then it'll be top class filth.
Mine always is.:blush:
 
Originally posted by Rambo John J
If it's coming from the US then it'll be top class filth.
Mine always is.:blush:

I was tempted to crack a predictable 'come' joke but thought better of it.
 
Originally posted by Rambo John J
If it's coming from the US then it'll be top class filth.
Mine always is.:blush:

Oh sod it.

Thats a hell of a long way to come. Must have Peter North in it then.
 
Men that use porn are disgusting and useless in bed.... oops i forgot thats all men :D
 
Ooh, ooh, ooh, my joke for the soccer fans out there...

Did you hear Ronaldinho is the spunkiest man in world football?




He's the only one that could lob Seaman from 30 yards!!! Bum, bum!
 
Originally posted by AccursedDelphi
Men that use porn are disgusting and useless in bed.... oops i forgot thats all men :D

The problem is that reality doesn't quite live up to the expectation that the fantasy of good quality porn provides.
 
Othello,

Take a look at www.dvdzone2.com (adult section).
They deliver everything in the same plain packaging.

They have quite a lot from 'Private', all their stuff is uncensored too (I think they are all R0, some PAL, others NTSC).
If you can live with the odd Dutch or French case, you can't go wrong here...
And if you really need to know what the Dutch or French cases say, I can always translate for ya...

How I know all this you ask? A 'friend' told me :devil:

- Tom -
 
Originally posted by AccursedDelphi
Men that use porn are disgusting and useless in bed.... oops i forgot thats all men :D

A bad work(wo)man always blames her tools.
 
Originally posted by alan8477


A bad work(wo)man always blames her tools.

Ok on a serious note, men and women that use porn are less likely to have good loving relationship as reality can not often live up to the fantasy of what porn offers. It can create resentment.

The times i've heard that a guy can't get it on with his g/f because he has been using porn and masturbating to it, his grip of his own hand is much tighter than any vagina could ever be so therefore over time he loses alot of sensitivity, just as a woman who uses a vibrator does and can no longer feel her partner any more.

As for Delphi's tools :D i'm a 1 finger girl thankyou ;) Delphi does not believe in toys just good men as it really is not the size but how you use it :D :p ;)
 
Originally posted by AccursedDelphi

As for Delphi's tools :D i'm a 1 finger girl thankyou


Should I be offering sympathies for a recent loss, or is this more likely yet another conversation involving a woman, sex and chocolate - as the latter never seems far away:p


Delphi, what is the hang up you have about 'men' squeezing the hell out of their member more and more during masturbation? I've not seen the need and would expect most 'men' would agree that the harder you keep squeezing the less you're gonna feel anyway. One could also argue that woman should limit their pressure and/or masturbation due to their being more nerves, vis-a-vis a penis, in the clitoral region for their's and their partner's efforts/pleasure.
One wonders if 'women' reached climax quicker than men, typically, and found lone masturbation with imagination/porno a fulfilling act in itself, would 'women' be so keen to take their time to satisfy their partner's needs? In any case, more women are increasingly buying/hiring porn - so much for 'women' being the keepers of the sensitivity key to the garden of loving sexual fulfillment...

Seriously though, I think that the most important 'equipment' for an enjoyable sex-life is a sensitive mind that seeks to give as well as receive - though a good hard session every now and again is a must.
 
blooming eck all i asked was `do they tell you whats in the packages` didn`t realise i would offend anyone.sorry if i have.just that i find adult material helpfull in a relationship.you dont have any hangups in trying things.but cheers for the replies.keep it up :rolleyes: had to say it.:)
 
Originally posted by AccursedDelphi


Ok on a serious note, men and women that use porn are less likely to have good loving relationship as reality can not often live up to the fantasy of what porn offers. It can create resentment.

The times i've heard that a guy can't get it on with his g/f because he has been using porn and masturbating to it, his grip of his own hand is much tighter than any vagina could ever be so therefore over time he loses alot of sensitivity, just as a woman who uses a vibrator does and can no longer feel her partner any more.

As for Delphi's tools :D i'm a 1 finger girl thankyou ;) Delphi does not believe in toys just good men as it really is not the size but how you use it :D :p ;)

Hmm... this really is a load of bo**ocks ;)

You could try www.adultdvdboxoffice.com . That's DVDBoxOffice's more 'grown up' sister... with big breasts and few clothes...

Or, as one young person I work with showed me, www.orgazmik.com .

Porn rocks!
 
Originally posted by AccursedDelphi
The times i've heard that a guy can't get it on with his g/f because he has been using porn and masturbating to it,

Are you an agony aunt :D
 
Originally posted by AccursedDelphi

just as a woman who uses a vibrator does and can no longer feel her partner any more.

Or more commonly know as having a bucket fanny.;) :D

She's got to be using one of those big ****off ones then if thats happened.:D Either that or or her fella's got a tiny chopper. :D ;) :D
 
Accursed Delphi makes a lot of sweeping generalisations, that seem to have come from "glossy" ladies magazines.

If what you say is your experience then you are unfortunate, but it does not make it fact, or applicable to everyone.

I thought we were discussing the delivery of adult material to the UK, not making personal value judegements on others.
 
Originally posted by kevb


Or more commonly know as having a bucket fanny.;) :D

She's got to be using one of those big ****off ones then if thats happened.:D Either that or or her fella's got a tiny chopper. :D ;) :D

I'm surprized at the sheer ignorance of a womans body considering how much porn you see, its not the size of the vibrator but the fact it vibrates no man can stimulate that affect. Also a woman can have an orgasm without a man penis or anything else inserted inside herself so the size of the vagina is of nominal importance.


originally posted by encaser
Seriously though, I think that the most important 'equipment' for an enjoyable sex-life is a sensitive mind that seeks to give as well as receive

I find men that use porn do not have sensitive minds as most porn portrays violence and abuse against women and the men that use are looking for that power trip to make themselves feel good. These men are not interested in turning a woman on ever just getting their own rocks off.

Nice post though encaser it made me smile, you are quite right in your suggestions :)
 
Originally posted by Xusia Of Delos
Accursed Delphi makes a lot of sweeping generalisations, that seem to have come from "glossy" ladies magazines.

:rolleyes: there's a sweeping generalization for you :rolleyes:
 
Wow hasn't this turned into a landslide of a thread. And who would have thunk it, talking about porn an' all.
 
Originally posted by AccursedDelphi
I find men that use porn do not have sensitive minds as most porn portrays violence and abuse against women and the men that use are looking for that power trip to make themselves feel good. These men are not interested in turning a woman on ever just getting their own rocks off.
Men with insensitive minds might tend to use porn, but the other way round is not always true (although it sounds like it often has been in your experience).

Nice post though encaser it made me smile, you are quite right in your suggestions :)
I'll second your agreement with encaser - it is mostly in the mind rather than physical (although that helps, too).

Cheers,
Liam
 
Originally posted by AccursedDelphi
I find men that use porn do not have sensitive minds as most porn portrays violence and abuse against women

'Most' porn does that? I think not. Myabe the German stuff but then hey, they're German so it doesn't count.

There is one simple reason why a lot of women don't like porn...

Real World: sex is a weapon - the more desirable a woman is, the more powerful that weapon is - woman control the supply of sex to a ever present, unwavering demand from men.

Porn World: women, more desirable to most men than ANYONE they'll EVER see in real life, will do anything just for the hell of it (and because they're being paid). This then devalues the Real World value of sex as a weapon for women.

Female porn stars undermine less attractive real women and falsely highten men's expectations. That's hard for a lot of women to accept, hence they don't like porn.

Spend ages buying drinks in a club and wooing a girl you know to be of average attractiveness or simply go home and watch stunning women doing things the average girl would have turned her nose up at? Sure, I can DEFINITELY see why women don't like porn...

BTW, I have a fantastic 2year relationship with my girlfriend who looks like Jewel DeNyle (for those that know who that is) before you say I'm either (a) a sad loner or (b) going out with a biffer.

Get real girls, accept there are more attractive looking women than you that actually enjoy sex and don't mind showing off a little.
 

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