a woman scorned!!!!!!!!

samjet

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from the telegraph this morning

'a woman who was furious that her ex boyfriend had found a new girlfiend took revenge by glueing his penis to his stomach, one of his testicles to his leg, and sticking his buttocks together as he slept'
 

Ayub

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richjthorpe

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stealther said:
If she was an ex how did she get close enough to do that?
That's what I was thinking. Mustn't have moved out yet. Lesson learned ! :lesson: :D
 

Razor

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:eek: Poor bloke :eek:

 

Mr.D

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I read this and immediately was thinking "urban myth" .
Distinct lack of details.
Why was he in bed with his ex , who he had only recently spurned?

How did she glue his crack up and his nads without waking him ?


Urban myth definitely.
 

samjet

Banned
Mr.D said:
I read this and immediately was thinking "urban myth" .
Distinct lack of details.
Why was he in bed with his ex , who he had only recently spurned?

How did she glue his crack up and his nads without waking him ?


Urban myth definitely.
suggest you read todays telegraph then - names etc fines etc etc etc :(
 

Razor

Distinguished Member
If its not in the Daily Star then its not true. :D
 

Ian J

Banned
Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
He must be a heavy sleeper :D
 

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