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A store that sells NEW HUSBANDS


Standard Member
A store that sells NEW HUSBANDS has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There
are SIX floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor,
or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth
floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, is drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh my God!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store.

A New Wives Store opened across the Street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.


Distinguished Member
How true is that.


even though i'm female and hate to admit this but i have to agree with that. it's so true.


Distinguished Member

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