madcyril
Established Member
This has been a round for a bit but I thought I'd post it for those who may not have seen it.
While I was driving down the road the other day, (going a little faster than I thought) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman in the other side with a radar gun, The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and, with that classic look, patronising smirk, asked-
Runway too short?'
To which I replied, 'I'm late for work.
'To which he asked, 'What do you do?
I'm a rectum stretcher.' I responded.
The policeman was surprised and confused.A what? A rectum stretcher? and just what does a rectum stretcher do?
Well,' I said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then I work with my whole hand in,work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet.
Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously, 'And just what do you do with a six-foot a***hole?
To which I politely replied, 'You give it a radar gun and park it behind
a bridge...'
Speeding ticket:£60
Points: 3-6
Look on copper's face: Priceless.
While I was driving down the road the other day, (going a little faster than I thought) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman in the other side with a radar gun, The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and, with that classic look, patronising smirk, asked-
Runway too short?'
To which I replied, 'I'm late for work.
'To which he asked, 'What do you do?
I'm a rectum stretcher.' I responded.
The policeman was surprised and confused.A what? A rectum stretcher? and just what does a rectum stretcher do?
Well,' I said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then I work with my whole hand in,work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet.
Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously, 'And just what do you do with a six-foot a***hole?
To which I politely replied, 'You give it a radar gun and park it behind
a bridge...'
Speeding ticket:£60
Points: 3-6
Look on copper's face: Priceless.