1000'th Post! Time for a caption competition

[kBm]

Made it to 1000 posts! So, i thought i would mark the occasion with a caption competition -
(no prizes here mind )



Click for a larger version...if your eyesight is bad

 

[T0MAT01]

"My what a shiney car. I can see your reflection dear."

 

[Mike.P®]

Who's first?

 

[chrisw]

"Damn, arse cheek prints on my shiney new car!"

"Yep, you're both equally well waxed"

 

[hot-fuzz]

"Can i touch your beetles bonnet" ?

 

[allymac123]

A left and right hand assesment.

 

[johnaalex]

"Park your bum here and then wiggle to give my bonnet a nice polish".

 

[noops]

The salesman said the car would be a bird puller - how right he was!

 

[TonyH]

'Right who's nicked my bikini, I put it right here'

 

[booyaka]

"That's a cracking rear end..........oh sorry that's the front of the car"

 

[lewmac]

If you can hover just about here I wont have to bend down.

 

[konastab01]

"Just warming this bit up for you love"

 

[jonnypb]

i hate it when birds crap on my car

 

[amgard]

ooh sorry, you're right; the bonnet is a bit 'warm'.
If you need some burneze rubbing in, I'll be only too glad to help

 

[Thaifood]

blonde girl at the front thinks: " well he is obviously gay, i am flashing him and all he does is pat the car"