Sniper: Rogue Mission Movie Review

From some music video guy who'd never seen any of the EIGHT previous Sniper series movies and was assured he was actually making a low budget riff on Ocean's Eleven.

by Casimir Harlow
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Sniper: Rogue Mission Movie Review

One of the most unintentionally hilarious and stupidly entertaining nonsense movies of 2022, the latest Sniper sequel certainly gets points for generating LOLS.

Probably figuring they could oh-so-subtly cash in on some Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation traffic by sticking "Rogue" and "Mission" in the damn title, the NINTH Sniper movie isn't really a Sniper movie at all. Which, frankly, is almost an inspired direction for the DTV-almost-from-the-outset franchise (think the Fast and Furious conversion of almost DTV street racing sequels into blockbuster ensemble cast spy actioners), but for the fact that it was probably just damn dumb luck it landed here, toying foolishly with absolute parody vibes. With a score that's a flip between Desperado and an Ocean's Movie, and almost zero action, as well as a weird comedy edge and the cinematography you'd expect from an enthusiastic teen film student who'd suddenly discovered his iPhone can zoom, Rogue Mission is insanely, insanely OTT low budget trash; an absolutely monumental train wreck of a production that is almost impossible to turn away from for its 90 minute duration.

... an absolutely monumental train wreck of a production that is almost impossible to turn away from

After stumbling onto some sex trafficking thing, former sniper turned terrible CIA agent soon becomes ex CIA agent, so he sits in the kitchen of some rando tech nerd (is there any other kind in movies) with his old enemy Lady Death, and a Homeland Security Agent who clearly isn't required to do any actual work for a living, for, oh, around 71 minutes until it's time to spend the remaining 46p of the budget on a 'showdown' that also won't require him to use a sniper rifle. FIN.

It's amazingly hard to rate Sniper: Rogue Mission. It's like a 1/10 movie, but it's more unintentionally entertaining than a hell of a lot of 5 and 6/10 movies out there. It's so cheap, and noisy, and bad... that's it's actually good. It's nowhere near a guilty pleasure, absolutely nothing about this film was intentionally good, but the madly misguided enthusiasm thrown at every single aspect of this production makes it wondrously hilarious to lap up.

It's almost as if the nobody director behind it shot the film with absolutely no idea what he was handling. No idea of the franchise, the preceding films, the characters, the general plots these features follow, or anything. So much so that he convinced himself he was shooting a low budget heist flick, replete with some imaginative (if, again, OTT) filmmaking techniques and the most ridiculous score of the year.

... so bad that it's actually good

Sniper: Rogue Mission's 'high' points include a spectacularly bad alley fight, which has the score to something like Desperado playing out over it, and drops into John Woo slo-mo upon the explosion of... a thrown rubbish bag. It's epic in its unintentional humour, with zooms all over the shop, like watching a rip-off of a Sergio Leone standoff at x10 speed.

Not enough? Well how about fabled Lady Death - trained to be an assassin from childhood - and some goon having a pistol shootout from behind post boxes on opposing sides of a street. Somebody get this director a copy of Naked Gun! Wait, we're not supposed to be laughing? See that's the thing about Sniper: Rogue Mission, it halfway tries to take itself seriously, which only makes it more funny.

In the background, returning Sniper series actor Dennis Haysbert, former President Palmer of 24, and veteran from the underrated David Mamet-crafted The Unit TV series, tries his best to almost pull off the movie's only good scene. A single dialogue-driven confrontation between old spies, across a bar table. It's almost tense. The silence, the stares, Haysbert's inimitable tones. Then they drop the needle and a random score kicks in so loud you're immediately knocked backwards - before the scene is even over - and you're abruptly reminded that this isn't even going to get one good scene. But it we do get a whole clutch of terrible ones that are so bad that you'll be on the floor laughing at them. If you can see it, for free, whilst heavily intoxicated, then that's a surprisingly recommended way to spend your time.

Sniper: Rogue Nation is on Digital in the UK from 15 August.

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